Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[theshadowwolf94]

because i found a cute fox boy to replace her.  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

..unmentionable things....-shudders-  

[kurotenshi_shinigami]

because she was shuddering all the time o.o, and because i wanted the fox boy that the person in her last marrage left her for =o  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

I'm still heartbroken...

[kurotenshi_shinigami]

because i felt bad about breaking her heart and im not sure how to fix it  

[theshadowwolf94]

because he kidnapped me and did terrible things to me for having the boy fox.  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

he wasn't very helpful in fixing my heartache...  

[kurotenshi_shinigami]

because she left me for another person, and my duct tape wouldnt work  

[yokokurama9000]

she ate my left shoe D:  

[theshadowwolf94]

she's just a picture  

[yokokurama9000]

He thinks I'm a she  

[theshadowwolf94]

because he looks like a she  

[kurotenshi_shinigami]

because they are also gender confused  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

because now i am confused again