Lightsaber Training

[Felinophile]

i am so full of anger that nothing in this room fazes me  

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lets the anger flow all over the floor  

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oh thats gross! feels sick now  

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stomps on all the spikes while swinging my saber at the trainer  

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the pain makes me feel good  

[Darth Venomisci]

I have a special treat for you from hiiiiiiiiiisssssssk Darth Scabrous' laboratory! He has successfully created a clone of hiiiiiiiiiiiissssssk Maris Brood!

Maris, attack them!  

[Darth Venomisci]

Just look at the way she handles hiiiiiiiiiiisssssssk herself! Such skill with the martial....WHA!? Her leg fell off after giving the class hiiiiiiiiiisssssssk a set of roundhouse kicks!  

[Darth Venomisci]

scream Scabrous! You've messed it up hiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssk again! Now her left arm fell off after finishing with her hiiiiiiiiiissssssssk saber baton strikes on the class!  

[Darth Venomisci]

Can't that mad scientist do anything hiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssk right!? GAH! Her other arm fell off! Oh well! She at least slashed a few of you simpering ysalamiri in the hiiiiiiiiiiisssssssk process!  

[Darth Venomisci]

Well, she's fallen completely apart hiiiiiiiiiissssssk now! Wait! There's some sharp spikes on this hiiiiiiiiiiisssssssk head of hers! Hot potato, class! Catch!  

[Artaesan]

Oh! So you're in the mood to hiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssk dance, eh? *shoots blaster at the feet of the students*
Im wearing my boogie shoes BLOCKED  

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