I'm done with Gaia. This contest is moving. Details inside.

[Black.Zucchini.]

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[TheShrike]

... LMAO

My own friends aren't even safe from the madness. Occasionally, I save the really GOOD ones for futur reference.

I mean, look at what he did to one of my friends.

Mister: That's not the point though! I have a great personality, AND a giant man stick? What more do you girls want????
A Friend: Your own pair of mens a** esentials.
M: My a** is hairy and RUGGED MANLY.
A: ewww...I REALLY needed to hear this...
A: Dude, do you have a problem with yourself? as in physcally?
M: What do you mean?
A: I mean, talking about your um..*chitty chitty bang bangs*
M: What would be the problem with it?
M: *sniffle* I.. I don't understand
A: BECAUSE it is inoproprite to talk about such things infront of a female...
M: ... but.
A: I mean, sure you maybe..um, lets say "horny" but its not good....
M: I'm NOT touching myself right now!!!
M: HOW DARE YOU even SAY THAT.
A: Um...how is saying your horny = to touching yourself..ehh..*shivers*
M: .. It's... it's IMPLIED.
A: O_O ok. well, um..ya...
M: ...
M: Soo... do you want me yet?  

[Black.Zucchini.]

Homigawd!
Shrike...
That made me laugh so hard.
XD

 

[[.Laona.]]

OMG I can't stop laughing at that Shrike.  

[TheShrike]

We're terrible people. Our friends probably hate us. LMAO  

[Black.Zucchini.]

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[Black.Zucchini.]

Aw.
Why would they hate you?
You guys seem so cool!

 

[Black.Zucchini.]

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[TheShrike]

It gets worse.

Mister: Look, I love naked men, OKAY???
A Friend: Okies, thats perfectly. um..homosexual. Yep.
M: *sobs*
A: its ok. If you love men, be FREE with them. Go out, and um...do them right.
M: Really?
M: Is that... okay?
A: Yes, its perfectly um..homosexual. Its okay.
M: ...will you... will you ever think of me with a bunch of men? Sexually?
M: Will you think about me and the boys?
M: Please?
A: O_O I dont know about the sexual content of it...but Ill um...think of you with men...unsexually..
M: That's doesn't matter to me. I want you to picture all five of us... doing it.
A: Uh huh....
M: Really?!
A: Um, sure...ya...uhuh..yes...thats exactly..what I would want...
M: Good. It will make me feel better about myself.
M: Thanks so much! You've helped me a lot today!
A: Yes I have....
M: ...
M: ... do you want me yet?  

[Black.Zucchini.]

Shrike...
My mom's gonna think I'm crazy laughing out loud like this!
XD

 

[TheShrike]

I laugh everytime I read it.

"Yes, that's perfectly homosexual." xd  

[Black.Zucchini.]

Those are great Shrike.
XD

 

[Black.Zucchini.]

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[Black.Zucchini.]

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[Black.Zucchini.]

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