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 Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:34 pm
Betman akuyoko The worst time to have a heart attack is in a game of charades.
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:35 pm
akuyoko akuyoko The worst time to have a heart attack is in a game of charades. Especially if your teammates are bad guessers. The only worse time would be in a game of Fake Heart Attack. Nope. Knife juggling.
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:36 pm
I think they named oranges before they named carrots.
What are these?
Oranges.
These?
Aw, crap. Long pointy thingies?
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:37 pm
"Sort of" is such a harmless thing to say, it doesn't mean anything really. But after some things, it means everything.
I love you
You are going to live
It's a boy!
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:37 pm
I like statues, because they show us what great people would look like if birds crapped all over them.
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:39 pm
so a guy walks into a bar with a blowup doll, and the bartender asked, what'll ya have, the man said, "two martinis, but take out the toothpikcs, one lil p***k will pop her."
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:39 pm
I've decided to write a book in fifth person, so every sentence begins with "I heard from this guy who told somebody"
It's very long... and gossipy.
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:39 pm
I used to compete in sports a lot...but then I realized you can buy trophies.
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:40 pm
maxim_from_lufia I used to compete in sports a lot...but then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:41 pm
An easy way to sound like a creep is to add the word 'ladies' to the end of things you say. It can be harmless too, but it just makes you a creep. 'Yeah after college I spent two years in the peace corps, ladies...' The more harmless it is, the more of a creep you become. 'I broke my arm. I need help...ladies?'
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:42 pm
x_x The jokes. They burn.
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:42 pm
I like video games, but they are so violent. I wanna create a game where you have to take care of all the people who were shot in the other games.
What are you playing?
Super Busy Hospital. Could you leave me alone now, this is serious. This guy got shot in the head 57 times.
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:43 pm
you see, the world is united, if it weren't earth would be a bunch of floating rocks firing nukes at eachother.
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:43 pm
akuyoko I like video games, but they are so violent. I wanna create a game where you have to take care of all the people who were shot in the other games. What are you playing? Super Busy Hospital. Could you leave me alone now, this is serious. This guy got shot in the head 57 times.
I'm making that ******** game.
RIGHT. NOW.
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:45 pm
If there was a game where you go around stabbing babies in their sleep, I'd still play it.
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