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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:45 pm
If someone asks you if you are ticklish it doesn't matter what you say, they are going to touch you. If you don't want them to, you need to say something like "I have diarehha."
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:45 pm
If somebody asks you the question "Are you ticklish?" it doesn't matter whether you say yes or no. They're going to touch you. If you don't want to be touched you have to say something like "I have diarrhea."
EDIT: Damn you, Akuyoko!
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:46 pm
I can't believe you two just posted teh same joke.
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:46 pm
akuyoko If someone asks you if you are ticklish it doesn't matter what you say, they are going to touch you. If you don't want them to, you need to say something like "I have diarehha." maxim_from_lufia If somebody asks you the question "Are you ticklish?" it doesn't matter whether you say yes or no. They're going to touch you. If you don't want to be touched you have to say something like "I have diarrhea." AHHH! gonk REPEAT JOKES!!!
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:47 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:47 pm
Betman I can't believe you two just posted teh same joke. At the same time...
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:48 pm
maxim_from_lufia Betman I can't believe you two just posted teh same joke. At the same time... It must've been mass trickery.
Or something.
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:48 pm
MUSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA-
Oh wait...I didn't do anything...
LOOK A DISTRACTION! -Smokebomb-
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:49 pm
you could walk up to anyperson and tell them they can't lick their elbow, you get 1 of 3 reactions, the first one they try it on the spot, most of these people tend to never give up. the second, they just agree with you knowing that it is fact. the third say whatever and go home and try later when no one is watching, these people are afraid of looking abnormal in the publics eye.
isn't it amazing how much you can gather about a person just by telling them they can't lick their elbow.
there also is a fourth reaction but it only works if your double jointed.... you could probably guess.
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:50 pm
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Trenn Flashkill Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:51 pm
MY EYES!!! oh wait i'm wearing shades.... cool. cool
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:52 pm
"People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones" is such a bad phrase. It should be "People shouldn't throw stones." But wait, what if you are trapped in the glass house? In that case it should be "People shouldn't throw stones unless they are in a glass house, provided they are trapped in the glass house."
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:52 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:54 pm
akuyoko "People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones" is such a bad phrase. It should be "People shouldn't throw stones." But wait, what if you are trapped in the glass house? In that case it should be "People shouldn't throw stones unless they are in a glass house, provided they are trapped in the glass house." but the glass would fall on them and cut them, "people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones....or take off their clothes...
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