The ask a stupid question get a stupid answer game

[That Shroomin Stoner]

five hundred and eighty seven

How come you didn't already know that?  

[John Obake]

I'm not much on book learnings.
Candy? for breakfast?  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

COOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOooooOOOKie Crisp!

Was that reference right? ^^^^  

[John Obake]

Is the pope Jewish?
did I get that right?  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

eek I thought the pope was Italian.

Why am I so confused?  

[John Obake]

Yeah we're trying to fix that.
I dunno why are you so confuzled?  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

O__________O Weed.

Why is that faces mouth so long?  

[Fire 0ak]

it wishes to be a tight rope.

feces art?  

[carnelian signet]

Pencil wax. *sage nod*

Do bears play guitar?  

[John Obake]

Only polar bears. they use it to express angst over their lack of real fur.
Hail, be thou travelers, or merchants, or maids fair?  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

I is a princess. O_O

Is I a purdy princess???  

[John Obake]

Princess? Sure why not.
Is that a cannon?  

[PyRoGeNiX]

Heheh...no....*baboom!*

Do brains taste good?  

[John Obake]

Ouch. If I knew you'd be legally obligated to remove my head.
Can I get a bandaid?  

[PyRoGeNiX]

No bandaids are bad for you.

Y is water so wet?