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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:23 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:38 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:20 am
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:19 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:40 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:32 am
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ChainsawDooM Vice Captain
Dangerous Conversationalist
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 2:04 am
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^ Yes. When I was... 6 or so, when I used to live in California, we went to the beach. I swam out out of sight of the shoreline into the open ocean. There weren't any waves out there, and you could actually kind of tell the horizon was kind of curved. It was cool. Anyway, while I was gone, my grandmother was freaking out, which got my mom freaking out, because they couldn't see me. So they actually were talking to the life guard when I swam back and happened to pop up right at the same spot of beach I had swam out from. So, I walked up to where my mom and grandma were talking to the lifeguard, and they were like "Where were you!?" and I was like, all cool and casual like it was nothing "I swam out behind the waves and then I swam back. It's really weird out there."
... They made it so I couldn't be in water below my neck after that...
I also used to set things on fire. I made sure they didn't get out of hand, though.
One time, when I was still stupid, I smelted lead in my kitchen with a stove and a coffee can (which, apparently was either steel or aluminum, otherwise it would have melted before the lead). I used fishing weights and stuff, and made a mold out of clay for a spiked flail. I figured the can wouldn't melt, since... well... my logic at the time was flawed, but the point is that it didn't melt. So, right there, you've got a bunch of dumb stuff: molten metal inside the house, no adult supervision (yeah, like I'm gonna tell my parents...), the possibility that the container you are using to hold molten lead could melt, and the fact that molten lead like to give of toxic fumes and I wasn't being careful about that.
But then, while I was screwing around, I decided to pour water into the molten lead. In retrospect, this was a bad idea, but at least I learned something very important. You see, in case you didn't already know, when you pour liquid water into another liquid that is already past the boiling point, the water tends to want to boil and turn into steam all at once... usually causing an explosion. So... it exploded. In molten lead. Awesomely enough, however, since I seem to have the devil's luck when it comes to avoiding severe injuries, I didn't get hit by a single drop. If you were to look at the splatter, however, you'd look to the left of me, lead. Right? Lead. In front, Lead. It seemed that there was a cone of no lead, right where I was standing. In hindsight, I think The water must have exploded in the side closest to me in the coffee can, causing the can to shield where I was from the spray. It was still stupid, though.
> WHOOO! Devil's luck! I have it only when I'm about to get really hurt. It's kinda cool. I have more examples, but this is enough.
v What was the luckiest thing that ever happened to you. Please exclude meeting loved ones. That story is so cliché.
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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 5:01 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 12:33 am
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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:27 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 1:29 am
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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 2:05 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 3:49 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:21 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:53 pm
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