Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[XINVADER]

RE2 when Ada falls to what seems to be her death.

Leon: Aaaaaddaaaaaaa! *Looks at the G Virus* So this is what everyone has been dying for? Must taste great! *Opens and drinks*  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

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Resident Evil 1 when they first enter the mansion

Chris: All right gang we got a groovy mistury on are hands, lets split up and look for clues

Jill: Like zunks a zombie

Chris: Its not a zombie its wesker in a mask

Wesker: I would of gotten away with it if it wasn't for you medalling Stars members

Well it's either that or...

Chris: Let's see who Wesker really is!

*rips his face off*

Jill: Oh, it's just a zombie.

Wesker: Oh god! My face!!! What the hell is wrong with you, you crazy a*****e!!  

[ChoreoG!]

Ada to Leon: Here, It's Empty

(Throws Leon Rocket Launcher)

Ada to Leon: Watch out for his claws!Oh, and by the way, you only have two minutes left before this place goes atomic!love you!  

[ChoreoG!]

(Brad's getting killed by nemesis)

Jill: Bye brad, that's one huge mo-fo!ooh, u still got the key for the photography room locker, I mite need to change outta my blood soaked clothes later!thanks!

Or!

Jill: Take a green herb for that headache Brad, you'll be fine!

Sherry: Claire are you eating cannabis leaves?
Claire: No you little brat, there herbs that make me feel better!
Sherry: Yeah, wotever, dad used to say stuff like that when he stuck those syringes of green liquid in his arm!  

[The_Shadow_knows]

Tyrant: I love you Nemesis.
Nemesis: Last time I did that I lost an eye.
Sherry Birkin: Leon don't touch me there.
Hunk: Why won't they kill me.  

[Ivory Lie]

Merchant...here stranga everythings on the house  

[blue77]

*scene were krauser second fight is*

Krauser:so ur all hooked up now is that it

Leon:OMFG KRAUSER UR FACE IS BLEEDING WTF HAPPENED

Krauser:ashleys beyond that gate but ull need 3 insignias to open it.

Leon:KRAUSER DONT U FEEL THE PAIN UR FACE IS BLEEDING

Krauser:ITS A TATOO U MORON*shoots with tmp*  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Ack!!! My one weakness! Chatspeak! *dies*  

[Ivory Lie]

Oh my god you killed Biohazard eek  

[blue77]

*scene were luis dies*

Leon:OH MY GOD U KILLED LUIS

*ada appears from behind the pole*

Ada:YOU BASTERD!  

[blue77]

*scenewen sadler is about to die*

Ada:USE THIS!*throws jar of dirt*

Leon:*catches*its dirt.....

Ada:if u dont want it give it back.

Leon:NO*cuddles it*

Leon:HEY SADDLER LOOK AT THIS.

*sadler looks*

Leon:IVE GOT A JAR OF DIRT!IVE GOT A JAR OF DIRT!IVE GOT A JAR OF DIRT AND GUESS WATS INSIDE IT!!*trips and jar breaks* WTF HOW CAN A ROCKET LAUNCHER FIT IN THAT!!

Ada:LEON USE IT TO KILL HIM

Leon:IT BROKE MY JAR OF DIRT crying crying crying crying crying

Ada:USE IT TO KILL SADDLER

Leon:STUPID ROCKET LAUNCHER WHY DID U HAVE TO BREAK IT IT WAS MY SOUL MATE!!

Ada:LEON USE IT TO KILL SADDLER

Leon:STUPID ROCKET LAUNCHER!!*throws in ocean*UR MEAN I NEVER WANNA USE A WEOPEN AGIAN!!iN FACT GUNS ARE GAY!!! I DONT WANNA USE GUNS ANY MORE!!!MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!!

Ada:OMG ITS ONLY BEEN A DAY AND HES BECOME A HIPPIE!!!

Leon:LETS BE FRIENDS *walks toward saddler*

Ada:huh maybe this is good

Saddler:*backs away*ugh uh um

Leon:LETS MAKE LOVE NOT WAR

Saddler:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH *jumps off cliff*

Ada:wow u killed him

Leon:*takes sample*

Ada:*points gun at him*hand it over

Leon:*hands it over*Destroy it for the love of the world

Ada:*runs off*I CANT STAND HIM!!!

Leon:WAIT MY SISTER

Ada:*while running off cliff*BUH-BYE IM GONNA COMIT SUICIDE*jumps off but lands on plane*STUPID PLANE I THOUGHT IT WOULD WORK!!DAMN YOU WESKER U FOILED MY PLANS TO COMMIT SUICIDE AGIAN!!DAMN U WESKER DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!  

[blue77]

*re4 wen leon finds saddler in the island*

Leon:CMON NOW SADDLER CMON ITS U AND ME MOTHA ******** WERE HAVING IT OUT

Saddler:MIND POKE!!11!!!!1!*raises hand*

Leon:*falls on ground*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!  

[Ivory Lie]

i agree with the boss...this chatspeak is killing me  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Would it hurt to put two extra letters in front of the 'u', cut down on the Caps Lock and avoid putting so many exclamation marks?  

[Kaworu__Nagisa]

It would also be nice if you wouldn't rip off videos. [cough] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acaV1lAeTm4 [/cough]