If Kirby swallowed you, what ability would he gain?

[Ennokni]

For me he would gain a beak and narrower eyes. Also, a gun. A laser gun. He would also lose all his creativity and invent socks for your elbows.  

[Pretty Pretty President]

Boobs.  

[Harusame Mizukishi]

Lady Psycho Sexy

Boobs.

That wouldn't work...Kirby doesn't have a chest.  

[Ennokni]

Harusame Mizukishi

Lady Psycho Sexy

Boobs.

That wouldn't work...Kirby doesn't have a chest.

No, don't destroy the dream.  

[Harusame Mizukishi]

Ennokni

Harusame Mizukishi

Lady Psycho Sexy

Boobs.

That wouldn't work...Kirby doesn't have a chest.

No, don't destroy the dream.

Wait...you dream of a Kirby with boobs?
...Or Kirby with LPS's boobs?
...Or just LPS's boobs?  

[Sylvia Griffin]

Kirby would gain the ability to conjure rupees out of nowhere. And he would get pigtails. PIGTAILS I SAY.  

[Sir Codin]

Kirby will gain a number of abilities and other crap, including:

-The ability to be a smartass
-A sudden and intense fandom for Disturbed and Korn
-Extreme laziness
-Being good at video games
-My GPA (and yes, it's decent.)  

[LuLu Bonita]

Telepathy

And he'd be able to dance REAL good  

[Crazy Cray]

He'd get my amazing and practical ability to not give a ********>  

[lil porcelain doll]

He would be able to reach a high C (C above the staff) while singing. Oh! And be able to make really good chocolate chip cookies.  

[Javinus]

*imagines Kirby with polygon boobs and pixilated niplets*

*cocks head to the side* Heh.


Kirby would wear glasses abd have long, curly/wavy black hair. His special power would be the evil-teacher-death-glare I give my music students when they aren't behaving.  

[Ireth The Elf]

He would gain the abilty of amazing insanity!!!! ninja dramallama
 

[IXShinhanXI]

if he swallowed me he would still be the same sweatdrop  

[teh emoogle boy]

The ability to be really, really, really lazy.  

[loving_sorrow]

He would look loike a sexy pirate ninja iwith the same weapons as Talim from Soul Calibur.