Corrupted wishes - The only place to be evil!

[Kitty_VI]

Granted, but it was too expensive to buy and too complex to make yourself, so you sit there and starve to death.

I wish I had a kitten (did I wish for this one already?)  

[Ikataru]

Granted!!! You find an abandoned cat who just so happens to be pregnant. When you get her home she has a litter of 15 kitties. @________@;;;; Good luck!!!! heart

I wish......I wasn't feeling sick today.

®îñí Ïkãtå®û

 

[Kitty_VI]

Granted, you find out you were sick with an ultra rare disease and die within minutes; you don't feel anything anymore.

I wish I had some new combat boots.  

[AnacinCross]

Granted, but you find them in the munitions bay of the army five hours before being shipped off to Iraq for peacekeeping.

I wish the day was a good five hours longer.  

[Kitty_VI]

Granted, but the 5 hours longer of light kills all the plants, which kills all the animals, and the world goes barren.

I wish I knew everything!  

[Ikataru]

Granted!!! But you head swells to the size of a baby elephant. ...Ouch.

I wish.....I could get this song out of my head!!!!

®îñí Ïkãtå®û

 

[Noii]

Granted! Only you get an even WORSE song in your head. :3

I wish I had something better to wear for cliche day. /sigh/  

[d i m i r h e x]

Wish granted! But you become, so cliche' people begin sending you hate mail. Dx

I wish I wasn't bored with Gaia.  

[Ikataru]

Granted! But...you get suddenly so obsessed with Gaia that you end up loosing track of the outside world.

I wish.....the closet cleaned itself.

®îñí Ïkãtå®û

 

[Noii]

Granted! But it cleaned itself so well all your stuff disappeared, and anything you put in it from now on goes poof.

I wish I was magical! :3  

[AnacinCross]

Granted, but the Yakuza somehow find out about your powers and kidnap you overseas to exploit your magic. And no, you can't use a spell to go back home.

I wish my coffee maker worked so that I didn't have to try such a variety of...interesting alternatives.  

[d i m i r h e x]

Wish granted!
But coffee makers become outlawed because it has fell victim to the new "Lets go green fad" and the environmentalists take it away from you doom to never drink coffee again because where you get your coffee is linked to a rare, and endangered animal named the "coobula" and only feasts off the delicious coca-beans, and you aided in it's destruction, so for further punishment you are taken to jail on several counts of animal cruelty, coca-bean invasion, and coffee maker producer which ends up being linked through the South America mafia, so add a few more counts of organized crime, tax evasion on the coffee maker's tax, and environmentally unstable for being such a destructive human.

Yeah you better feel bad!

Uhm....I wish I wasn't all alone today!

 

[Ikataru]

GRANTED!!!!
Suddenly, out of nowhere the house fills with people. Random strangers you've never met in your entire life, they raid your fridge, clog your toilet, trash your furniture, then just leave without saying a word to you at all.

I wish.....my lips weren't chapped again. ~_~;

®îñí Ïkãtå®û

 

[x- Spazz Muffin -x]

Granted!
But they become so moist and lucsious, that the start to drip uncontrolably.
And you become the next Niagara Falls.
:3

I wish that my computer stopped being retarted and slow.
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[Stinkeryoshy]

granted but it's so fast that you can't even read all the things on the screen before it changes to the next thing.
Then it explodes. 3nodding

I wish the terriyaki noodles that I love to eat didn't smell sooooo bad!