Biohazard EXTREME's New Caption Contest

[Hanibal Rex]

Leon: "Ashley! Stop clinging to my a** or we're both going to die!"
(In Leon's Head): *Only Luis can do that... 4laugh *  

[RoninFox]

Leon: "Ashley! Stop clinging to my a** or we're both going to die!"

Ashley: "Oh, sorry. Should I stop groping your crotch too?"  

[Vankala]

Leon: "Ashley! Stop clinging to my a** or we're both going to die!"

Garrador: *kills Ashley*

Leon: ???

Garrador: "Man, she was annoying!! It wouldn't be so bad if i didn't have such sensitive hearing!"

Leon: "Well, just be glad you're blind, dude... stare At least you didn't have to look at her!"  

[Kenshin1387]

Leon: "Ashley! Stop clinging to my a** or we're both going to die!"

Garrador: "WAIT! You have to hear my pitch first! They slice, they dice, and they even juliennes fries! And they could be yours for only three easy payments of $19.99."

Ashley: "OOOOOH! Shiny!"  

[Blackartist19]

Leon: "Ashley! Stop clinging to my a** or we're both going to die!"
Garrador: Imma Chargin' mah laser
Ashley: squishy tasty  

[MadamTarantula]

Kenshin1387

Leon: "Ashley! Stop clinging to my a** or we're both going to die!"

Garrador: "WAIT! You have to hear my pitch first! They slice, they dice, and they even juliennes fries! And they could be yours for only three easy payments of $19.99."

Ashley: "OOOOOH! Shiny!"

My favorite. heart  

[UmbraGallus]

wonder who'll win. this would be a tough one for me if i had to choose. XD  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Leon: Ashley! Stop Clinging to my a** or we're both going to die!
Garrador: I guess I should stop scratching your balls then too, right?  

[Vankala]

Winners...?  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

And now what you've all been waiting for... the winners of the contest!

3rd place: Kenshin1387

Clever, but that price is outrageous for something that doesn't have safeguards to keep the user from hurting himself.

2nd place: BiohazardExtreme

As witty as that was, and with such an awesome Street Fighter reference, the only reason you don't get first is because you made Ashley seem intelligent, for shame Bio.

1st place: Reddlemagne-DeWhimsy

Nice low blow at Leon's pretty-boy looks. Plus the idea he was ignoring whatever Ashley might have said for his own little light-hearted reassurance just makes it all the better.  

[Hanibal Rex]

Sweet! thanks Vinessa.

Well, lets keep things rolling:


Ganado Monk Horde: IM-HO-TEP...IM-HO-TEP...IM-Ho...s**t...  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Ganado Monk Horde: IM-HO-TEP...IM-HO-TEP...IM-Ho...s**t...
Leon: Ha! You think a horde of pathetic monks can stop me? Eat this!
*Leon pulls the trigger, only to realize that the RPG is a dud*
Leon: Well s**t...  

[Canas Renvall]

Ganado Monk Horde: IM-HO-TEP...IM-HO-TEP...IM-Ho...s**t...

Leon: O'Connell's got nothin' on this, ********.  

[Wesker Chic]

Ganado Monk Horde: IM-HO-TEP...IM-HO-TEP...IM-Ho...s**t...

Leon: Blah...blah...blah...where is your great IM-Ho-TEP to save your a**, when the good-looking hero is holding a rocket launcher?

IM-HO-TEP: Behind you...

Leon: Oh ********...  

[Kaworu__Nagisa]

Ganado Monk Horde: IM-HO-TEP...IM-HO-TEP...IM-Ho...s**t...
Leon: Where's your god now???

Egypt pun. xD (Imhotep was given god status after he died)