The Soda Machine

[xwhateverxdudex]

Gets: a video game that lets you customize the character.

Inserts: a time-traveling train.

(Rini: that is disturbing considering what sentence you had it in)

(moonracer: ~finishes killing the other captain, look around and sees that all the enemies are either dead or dying~ Good work crew. Time to take everything of value. Like I said before, the first person to find the treasure gets first pick. NOW SPLIT UP! ~heads towards the captains quarters~)  

[Moonracer]

Gets: Winning Lotto Ticket

Inserts: Old Job

(Rini: OMG! I think that classifies as the most disturbing answer ever. lol)

(Dude: *The crew cheers then splits off to look for the treasure. Nothing is left unturned as every inch if checked for valuables though so far only meager pickings are to be found. Heads down for the bowls of the ship.*)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Gets: old pay

Inserts: mastercard commercial

(moonracer: ~finds a hidden vault in the captains quarters with some gold and diamonds~ This is nice, but it's not the main treasure.)  

[Rinioa]

»» Gets: A Visa Card
Inserts: Pay Per View

(Heh, yeah. I used to have a friend that was obsessed with PH Sex. It was....creepy)

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[Moonracer]

Gets: Power outage

Inserts: Mystery

(Dude: *Eventually comes back* Captain I be finin' somtin weird in de hull of this here ship. What ye want to do wif 'er? *shoves catgirl forward with sword pointed at her*)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Gets: nancy drew

Insert: sherlock holmes

(moonracer: ~grins evily~ Leave 'er to me. EVERYBODY OUT! I have some "ahem - interrogating" to do. hehehehe)  

[Moonracer]

Gets: Dusty pipe

Inserts: Suffering

(Dude: *raises eyebrow but nods slightly* Aye Captain. *Turns to the bit of the crew that has joined* Ye heard 'em! Get out of 'ere! We've got treasure ter fine! *all leave*)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Gets: pain pills

Inserts: repetitive stress injury

(moonracer: ~comes out an hour later carrying an unconscious catgirl with slitely disheveled clothing~ Good news! She's desided to join the crew. But seeing as how she's part of the spoils of this run, she won't get a share of the treasure this time. Has anyone found the treasure chest yet? )  

[Moonracer]

Gets: TLC from one hot nurse! "Helloooo Nurse!"

Inserts: Pixie Dust

(Dude: *Crew turns and looks at captain with "new crew member" and all smirk* Aye Captain. *First mate nods and thumbs towards a hord of treasure and chests* Aye Captain we be findin their treasure. This be the last of it to be taken over ter our ship.)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Gets: dustless pixie

Inserts: pirate sword

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[Moonracer]

Gets: Jack Sparrow

Inserts: Pirate Ship  

[Rinioa]

- ♥ - Gets: A golden coin.
Inserts: $5 dollar footlong.

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[xwhateverxdudex]

Gets: sandwich crumbs (i ate it)

Inserts: a broken VCR  

[Moonracer]

Gets: Beta (Old video tapes before VHS)

Inserts: Hakama  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Gets: a kimono to go with it

Inserts: an 8-track