Corrupt A Wish (C'mon... you know you want to...)

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Ah... And I take it she's doing OK? Probably having some scruples for being the reason you shattered your foot. Well at least you went there to help her out =P And if that's the case with my Uncle Danny then he'll hate my Mom whenever she has an allergy attack then >>

Granted. But some idiot takes it away and starts singing about how if he had a hammer, he'd hammer in the morning, evening, and all over the land.

I wish I could come home early from school today.  

[Zahzi]

Granted. But someone floods your street with radioactive acidic pudding...

I wish that follow-up surgury today hadn't taken so long... stressed  

[BlackCandy705]

Granted, it took five minutes and your leg gets infected AND YOU DIE....

*glares*

I wish I had those murder tools again....  

[Zahzi]

Hey, hey hey...I just learned this morning I was getting follow-up surgery...

Granted. But I hide them again for my safety...

I wish she never finds where the're hidden...  

[BlackCandy705]

Granted. I go ahead and buy new, more painful equipment.

I wish....I don't really wish anything.... I just want to hurt you...hmmm...

I wish Zahzi was knocked out from sleeping gas...that one works....  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted! but as requested, I hide Zahzi until he wakes up.

I wish I had some sharpies so I could doodle on his face...  

[Zahzi]

Granted...But the sharpies make you high...

I wish I didn't have to wake up for awhile...  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

LOLOLOL! That actually happened to me once! It was late at night and I was scribbling out faces in my year book with a blue sharpie. Oh God.. I was high as a kite man.

Granted. You sleep for three years and you realize you've been buried alive because everyone just thought you were in a coma and no one wanted to pay for your life support, sooo...

I wish I had the ability to teleport anywhere I wanted to, so I could help my long distance friends whenever they needed me.

Oh I'm such a good person cool 3nodding  

[Zahzi]

Granted, but you level a house when you first do it...The next time it was a building!

I wish the numbness wasn't leaving my foot now!! gonk  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted! But you get so high on drugs your mother sends you to rehab where you meet all kinds of freaks! And get raped.

I wish the burn that I have on the back of my head, thanks to Megan and her evil hair straighter of doom, would heal.  

[Zahzi]

Granted, but the medicine makes you high too...
'ELLO ROOM-MATE!!

I wish I didn't have a headache right now...  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

*screams in terror*

Granted. You get a migraine.

I wish I could be quieter so my Mom wouldn't wonder why I'm laughing so hard >>  

[Zahzi]

Granted. We soundproof your room...Now no one will hear your screams...Muahahaha....

I wish I was in a rehab sometimes...  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

O.o Will they be screams of laughter or terror.. >> Because if it's laughter I'm cool with it.. Terror... Um.. Uh.. *starts digging a tunnel out*

Granted. But you run in to Micheal Jackson while you're there and he seems to be a little to friendly...

I wish I knew what I was going to do for dinner tonight.  

[Zahzi]

Granted. Pig's liver maranated in sheep's bladder.

I wish I had a shovel...