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RainbowScales13

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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:10 pm

yo mama so dumb she was cooking marshallows in the freezer

yo mama is so fat when she went to tokyo everyone screamed "GODZILLA!"

Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 4:18 pm

yo mammas so dumb she thought cheerios were doenut seeds

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Chizurisan

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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:57 am

Yo mom is so fat that when she jump down the ocean, it became a desert.
Yo mom is so ugly that whenever she smiles a puppy dies

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:28 pm

Yo mama so fat when she did your dad that was the big bang theory!! (i made dis one)

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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:39 pm

Yo mama is so fat that went she sat on an iPod it turned into an iPad

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:12 pm

xxxmystery girlxxx: Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres
xxxmystery girlxxx: Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
xxxmystery girlxxx: Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
xxxmystery girlxxx: Yo mama so skinny she has to hold herself above the toilet for fear of falling in.
xxxmystery girlxxx: Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
xxxmystery girlxxx: Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
xxxmystery girlxxx: Yo mama so poor when I went to rob her house i went in the front door and tripped out the back.
xxxmystery girlxxx: Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
xxxmystery girlxxx: Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
xxxmystery girlxxx: Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

AerishC

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Guardioz

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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:01 pm

Yo Mamma so ugly, her face put death outta a job!

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:57 am

Yo mama so poor that she walks around with one shoe and I asked her if she lost one she said "No, I found one."

Yo mama so poor when she heard The Last Supper she thought she ran out of food coupons.

Yo mama so old when she took her braw of her left boob fell off.

Yo mama so fat she saw a bus with white kids in it she said "Hey stop that twinky."

Rockriver001

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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:27 pm

Yo mama so stupid she wawited for the stop sign to turn green.

Yo mam is like a shotgun two cocks she blows.

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 12:49 am

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XxRed_GansterXx

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Silence is talking

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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:28 pm

Yo mamas so fat she doesn't need pockets.

Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:00 am

dont report me
your mamma so fat she got locked in a food market and she got hungry

cutie162029

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they have eyes

Magnetic Phantom

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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:48 pm

Yo mama so old when the Big Bang happened, she had to tell it to shut up.

Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 1:02 pm

Your mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, someone yelled at her saying "Taxi!"

Your mama is so fat, that when she wore red, white, and blue, they saluted her.

Your mama is so dumb, she ate soup with a knife.

You mama is so old, she knew Abraham Lincoln, and George Washington.

Your mama is so pale, people thought that she was a statue.

Your mama is so old, she was friends with Moses.

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