Corrupt a Wish 8D

[Clocks Declaring]

Saga Shadow

LordKhrima

Granted, but you do find yourself with some nasty 1st degree burns.

I wish I could make a rock opera about Franz Kafka.

granted, but then you realize that nobody actually likes rock operas.

I wish that the posting system of these forums would stop screwing up. Anyone else having a problem, or is it just me?

(Same here.) Granted, and then the gold granting stops working.

I REALLY WISH MY BOOK REPORT WAS DONE. D:  

[Saga Shadow]

Granted, but you still fail it.

I wish it wasn't so darn cold here!  

[Clocks Declaring]

Granted, but now it's hotter than hell.

I wish that my score on the ACT that I took today was excellent.  

[FreakingCosmicKid]

granted, it was an excellent fail.

I wish my bf's parents weren't so damn interrupting at the most inconvenient of times -.-'  

[Saga Shadow]

granted, but now it's your parents that interrupt you

I wish my family would put up Christmas decorations already.  

[FreakingCosmicKid]

granted, but EVERYTHING has a decoration on it and the house is overcrowded.

I wish neither mine or bf's parents were interrupting.  

[Saga Shadow]

Granted, but now it's your grandparents (we can keep this going to any other relatives/friends/acquaintances/strangers, if you'd like to)

I wish my parents would let me have my DS back  

[FreakingCosmicKid]

Granted, but you have no games.

I wish my bf's dog didn't growl at us everytime we have any sort of physical contact D<  

[Saga Shadow]

Granted, but now his dog joins in on the physical contact.

I wish the semester was over already!  

[FreakingCosmicKid]

(o.o no beastiality kthxbai.)

Granted, it's next semester now! biggrin

I wish my leg wasn't sore.  

[Saga Shadow]

granted, but now your a quadrapeligic (or however you spell it. The point is, you can't move your limbs)

I wish my dog was calm and not a total spaz all the time.

btw, sorry if I creeped you out. I tend to do that sometimes.  

[FreakingCosmicKid]

lolz i've been creeped out even worse. I'm a girl, i've of COURSE run into a few perverts in my life.

Granted, but now all it does is take up space on your couch so you can't sit.

I wish my friend would stop thinking he was ugly.  

[Saga Shadow]

Granted, now he thinks everyone else is ugly, especially you

I wish I knew what to wish for.  

[FreakingCosmicKid]

Granted, now that's all you know.

I wish to have a higher metabolism.  

[Saga Shadow]

granted, now you can't keep up with it and die xd

I wish more people would post in this forum