DA INSANE ASYLEM!!!

[Best Fapper Alive]

Don't worry I'll save you from the water!*starts to beat the water off him with a blanket*  

[Taigamma]

Here I'll help! *covers KeJoRo in gasoline and sets on fire again*

And to make sure this time. *throws cooking oil on him*  

[Best Fapper Alive]

YAY!  

[Taigamma]

It's even better cause you can't put out a oil fire with water...It only spreads the flames. XD  

[Darth Rush]

But flour can put out oil fire.

*Throws a giant sack of flour at KeJoRo.*  

[KeJoRo]

*Stops rolling*

Excuse me kind sir, but why am I wet, singed, half-dead and covered in flour?  

[Best Fapper Alive]

Cuz ur a messed up cake!  

[KeJoRo]

eek

I am?

*Begins eating self*  

[Best Fapper Alive]

No, you taste burnt,wet,,half-baked,andzombielike.  

[KeJoRo]

But that's my favourite flavour!

*Continues eating self*  

[Best Fapper Alive]

Well...SHARE!  

[KeJoRo]

Ok!

*Forks (literally) a piece of his body to Ghost*  

[Best Fapper Alive]

MMM I like teh paiz, nvrm,gimme your moniez i eat taht  

[KeJoRo]

No! My moniez!

*Noms upon self*  

[Best Fapper Alive]

Where's mah monies?uu