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 Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:11 pm
The sound of swords clashing is heard in the hallway
Cloud: Hey, your not too bad at all
Raui: Yeah your pretty good yourself.
Cloud: However, you are forgetting two small details.
Raui: Oh? And what would those be?
Cloud. For starters, I happen to have blonde hair. Second off, I have hair that sticks up, no matter what.
Raui: ...So....what does this all mean?
Cloud: Simple, it means that I am a SUPER SAIYAN AND I HAVE SAIYAN POWERS!!!!!1one
Raui: Uh sure, you keep telling yourself.
Cloud: WATCH THIS NON BELIEVER! KA......MA........HA.......AHHHHHHHHH...
Cloud gets into position to fire his Kamaha ( I don't know how to spell it, so sue me) but nothing appear in his hands.
Raui: Oh screw this.
Raui pulls out his sword and swings his sword at Cloud
Cloud loses blood then he growls and summons a meteor
Raui rolls out of the way and looks up and sees Cloud leaping at him with his sword he pulls out his sword quickly and blocks it, Raui kicks Cloud off and charges and slashes him
Cloud: D-damn! However you won't be able to survive THIS
Cloud casts a spell on his sword, making it double its original size.
Raui: I imagine how your able to carry that.
Cloud: I work out! Duh!
Raui: But your arms are so skinny...
Cloud: ENOUGH TALK!
Cloud swings his sword and Raui dodges but unforunately his arm was cut, and quite badly too
Raui: Argh! You b*****d!
Raui charges toward Cloud, Cloud swings his sword but this time, Raui jumps on Clouds sword and cuts his head, damaging his brain enough to kill him
Cloud: No...this can't be...
Raui jumps back and watches Cloud fall to the floor, dead.
Raui: Well I suppose that that my job is done...might as well check on the others.
NEXT CHOICE?
1. Fish vs. Kuwabara
2. Raui vs Cloud
3. Jupiter vs Tidus
4. Trenn vs Sora
5. Samus vs Bill Gates.
6. Spehiroth vs Roy
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 11:56 pm
xd Brain damage.
Just move on down the list. Jupiter and Tidus. Jupiter! Jupiter! Jupiter!
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Trenn Flashkill Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:17 am
Trenn Flashkill xd Brain damage. Just move on down the list. Jupiter and Tidus. Jupiter! Jupiter! Jupiter! That guy needs to buy brain age surprised
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:14 am
Tidus was furiously swinging his sword at Jupiter but Jupiter kept dodging.
Tidus: Hold still damn you!
Jupiter: Ok.
Jupiter grins as Tidus charges at him. Jupiter jumps behind Tidus and grabs the back of his sword and sends electricity through out Tidus's body
Tidus: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! How can it be that he inflicted so much damage? Argh, my HP is going down...
Jupiter appears infront of Tidus with a big grin on his face.
Jupiter: It's simple actually, Your sword is a water elemental sword right?
Tidus: Yeah, what of it?
Jupiter laughs
Jupiter: Well water conducts electircity making it easier for me to injure you the way that I did smile
Tidus: ...This won't end well will it?
Jupiter: Nope, it sure won't, for you any way.
Tidus casts Haste on himself
Tidus: What now?!
Jupiter closes his and hears the footsteps getting louder and louder then it stops and he opens his eyes kicks him in the stomach and sends Tidus against a wall RE 4 style.
Jupiter laughs
Jupiter: What a joke that was...
Jupiter walks off and Tidus opens his eyes slightly.
Tidus: Argh...Well that guys gone I guess it's time to smash this thing
Tidus swings his sword at the Wii but it block by Iwata
Tidus: Oh damn it....
Iwata grabs Tidus' leg and swings around, Mario 64 style, and throws him out the window.
Tidus: Damn you aaaaaaalllll......
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:14 pm
I can just see Iwata swinging anyone around Super Mario 64 style. xd
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:58 pm
I hadn't realized I could perform a Thundershock better than a Pikachu...but okay then! xd Sephiroth and Roy next!
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Trenn Flashkill Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:13 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:36 pm
Jupiter-X I hadn't realized I could perform a Thundershock better than a Pikachu...but okay then! xd Sephiroth and Roy next! Yes, thats because your secertly... THE LORD OF PIKACHUS
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:32 pm
A grid appears on the floor
Spehiroth: What the hell?
Roy: We're going to battle this out, Fire Emblem style!
Sephiroth: Eh...Ok...
PLAYER PHASE
Roy walks up to Spehiroth and chooses to attack him.
*Insert Tough Boss theme here*
Sephiroth: Hah! Do you honest hope to beat me.
Roy: Yes! I won't let yoau destroy the Nintendo Wii!
Sephiroth: Hmph! Just try to defeat me!
Roy's Info | Spehiroths Info
HP | Hp
70 | 80
Hit | Hit
100 | 75
DMG | DMG
25 | 30
Crt | Crt
20 | 0
Roy runs up to Sephiroth and hits him for 25, Spehiroth counters by hitting hit Roy for 30 damage
Roy's Hp Sephiroth's Hp
40 65
ENEMY PHASE
Sephiroth regains 5hp and the beginning of his turn
Sephiroth: Eh..this is a odd way to battle...
Roy: Quiting whining and fight me!
Sephiroth swings his sword at Roy but he misses.
Roy breathes in and out then he swings his sword Spehiroth, and does a critcal hit.
Spehiroth: ...No...this is...impossible...
Spehiroth vanishes in the same way all enemies do when they die in Fire Emblem.
The EXP meter appears.
Roy has gained a level!
Lv 20
HP + 1
STR + 1
Skill + 1
Res + 1
Luck + 1
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:58 pm
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Trenn Flashkill Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:00 am
Sora: You can't defeat me! Ahahahaa!
Trenn: Why's that?
Sora: BECAUSE I AM THE ONLY WIELDER OF THE KEY BLADE.
Trenn: Pfft, that thing can't cut worth crap.
Sora: DON'T YOU GET IT! IT'S A GOD DAMN SWORD ONLY LIKE A KEY!
Trenn: Well If it's so powerful then you won't show me what it's capable of!
Sora charges toward Trenn but Trenn kicks him in the stomach causing Sora to stumble back, blood drips from his mouth
Sora: (in a gollum voice) You will not defeat me or the precious!
Trenn: Ok, now your just being weird...
Sora: DIE!
Sora swings his keyblade wildly and Trenn takes the Keyblade and kicks Sora acorss the room, making the wall crack like in DBZ and snaps it in half and throws it across the room.
Sora: (gollum voice) NO! YOU DESTROYED THE PRECIOUS! AAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Sora explodes. Nothing is left of him, not his clothes ,hair, nothing. All that happens is that blood splatters everywhere in the room.
Trenn: God damnit, you ruined my clothes.
Fish enters
Fish: Hey Trenn......wait, what the ******** happened here.
Trenn: I broke Sora's keyblade in half and he exploded.
Fish: How odd. Well Let's go find Raui ,Roy and Jupiter.
Trenn: Okay smile
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:51 am
LOL'D
Very nice one Raui, now what's left? Bill Gates vs. Samus! PPPPFFFFFFFFFT. White boi goin' down! And then the epic finale.
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Trenn Flashkill Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:00 pm
xd Me clothes be drtee! Gyaar! pirate
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:27 pm
I figured this would be done when I got back/
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