THE NONSENSE STORE {now hiring!}

[xXtommybearXx]

*rolls eyes* Is this about the ninja cat thing... again?  

[Gresley Toombs]

*chases after escaping ghosties with butterfly net* NO! You're popular this time of year! You leave when you're bought!! cat_scream  

[Ydna Wolf]

hm? -sucks ghosts into jars with ghost vac-

 

[xXtommybearXx]

Nice catching, Wolf. *Pulls out his ghost thermos.*  

[Gresley Toombs]

*still giving chase with my butterfly net*  

[Gresley Toombs]

*rifles through the...one job app* Goodness, you'd think with this economy... cat_stare  

[Cognitohazard]

*Walks in with job app for cashier, folds it into paper airplane, and flies it towards Gresley*  

[Gresley Toombs]

Riyoushi Bloodfire

*Walks in with job app for cashier, folds it into paper airplane, and flies it towards Gresley*

*looks over app*
Ok then Miss... *checks app* ...Bloodfire, was it? I'm running late, so we'll walk and talk.
Since you're the first to submit an app for a position as cashier for us, we're hiring you.
You'll be working at one of these desks here *motions* in the Entrance Atrium. The cash registers are simple enough to learn on your own, all you really need are hands and to know how to count and read.
The employee lounge is located in the North Wing, here's a map. *hands map* You'll be expected to help with directing customers if they inquire about the location of a certain item, the directory on the first page will become your best friend.
Employees get a 40% discount on all merchandise, which is also added on top of sales prices up to 59%. You also get five "Friend's Discount" cards to give to whomever you please.

Smile.
*takes picture*

That was for your employee ID card, which you will need to present when using your employee discount. *ID card poofs out of nowhere*
Your employee ID number is 000005. No need to memorize it, it'll show up when it's scanned.
Here. *dumps employee ID and Friend's Discount cards into hands*
*checks watch* Better pick up the pace. *walk turns to speedwalk*

Here are your keys *gives large ring lined with dozens of old-fashioned keys* There's a key for the front doors, one for the roof access doors, one for the employee's lounge, one for the several janitor's closets, one for the engine shed for the NonsenseTrain, another for the garage for the automobile test track, and one for the stockroom.

Your lunch break is to be kept to an hour, starting at 11:00 am. With your ID, you can get discounts for food at any of the restaurants -fast food, fancy, delis, burger joints, pizzarias, etc.- within a 20-mile radius of the store.

Now all I have left is to ask some questions. *stops at railway crossing as NonsenseTrain thunders past*

Do you have a large capacity for the nonsense and insane? *continues walking*
Do you have a weapon that you can bring when venturing into the North Wing?
Can you run fast in most kinds of shoes?
Do you have anything against your uniform? *throws boarding-school uniform*
And Is killing any of the living merchandise in the case of self-defense or of the defense of another against any of your beliefs?

*stops at front doors*
Ok then. See you when your shift starts!
Oh, and here's a coupon for a free rubix Cube. OKBAIIIIIII!!
*goes home*  

[Ydna Wolf]

-watches tumble weed past by-

 

[Cognitohazard]

*pokes a few buttons on the register* Hey, what's this one do?