Favorite Quote

[Chaotic Waffle Faerie]

*Dude, You Fugly*

 

[nik of lala land]

Well Tall Tales is my all time fav episode so...

Frat Guy: Yeah, he said it was aliens... but you know, whatever.
Sam: Look man, I know this all has to be so hard...
Frat Guy: Not so much.
Sam: But I want you to know...I'm here for you. (pause) You brave little soldier. I acknowledge your pain. Come here. (hugs him) Too precious for this world.
(cuts back to actual time)
Sam: I never said that!
Dean: You're always saying pansy stuff like that.

Starla: My God, you are attractive!
Dean: Thanks. But no time for that now. You need to tell me about this urban legend. Please? Lives are at stake.
Starla: Sorry, I can't even concentrate. It's like staring into the sun

Sam: Dean. This is a very serious investigation. We don't have time for any of your blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah. Blah... blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah. Blah

And I saved the best for last

Curtis: They did tests on me then uh.. (drinks shot) they probed me.
Dean: They probed you?
Curtis: Yeah, they probed me... Again and again and again and... (drinks shot again) ...and again and again and again and then one more time.
Dean: Yikes.
Curtis: That's not even the worst of it.
Dean: How can it get any worse? I mean, some alien made you his b***h?
(long pause)
Curtis: They... they made me slow dance!

I Just about died i was laughing so hard!  

[sykothasadistik]

"You're like one of those lab rats that keep pushing the pleasure button until they die" or something along those lines spoken by Sam to Dean (Dean's face is the best).  

[DeverauxRaider]

Dean: She gave me her myspace page. What's that? Some kind of porn?

heart heart heart heart  

[ZackyBakerVengeance]

"if one more person ask me how im feeling im going to start throwing punches."  

[setsuna_PT]

Sam: Now time for plane B we’re getting on that plane!
Dean:Hold on a sec.
Sam: That plane is leaving, with over 100 passengers on board and if we’re right that plane is going to crash!
Dean: I know!!
Sam: OK! We need to get on that plane and find the demon excurses it!! I will get the tickets and you get whatever out of the trunk what ever will get through security. Meet me back here in 5 minutes.
[looking at one another]
Sam:Are you ok??
Dean:No!! Not really!
Sam:What?? What’s wrong??
Dean: Well...I kinda have this problem with ….
Sam:Flying
Dean:It wasn’t really an issue till now!
Sam: You’re joking right!
Dean: Do I look like I’m joking!!! Why do you think I drive every where Sam!!
Sam: Alright I will go!
Dean: WHAT!!
Sam:I will do this on my own.
Dean: What are you NUTS!! You said it your self the plane is going to crash!
Sam: We can do it together, i can do it myself, I don’t see a 3rd option here!
Dean:COME ON!! ….. REALLY!!! …..MAN!!!
[They got on the plane]

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Homeland Security Man: Boy, you are officially a suspect.
Dean: That makes sense, 'cause when the first victim went missing in '82, I was three.

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Sam Winchester: When I told Dad I was scared of the thing in my closet, he gave me a .45.
Dean Winchester: What was he supposed to do?
Sam Winchester: I was *nine* years old. He was supposed to say, "Don't be afraid of the dark"!
Dean Winchester: "Don't be afraid of the dark'"? Are you kidding me? Of course you should be afraid of the dark. You know what's out there!

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Missouri: Boy, you put your foot on my coffee table, I'm going to whack you with a spoon.
Dean: I didn't do anything.
Missouri: You were thinking about it.

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Officer: Fake U.S Marshall, Fake Credit cards...Do you have anything thats real?
Dean: My boobs (then he smiles)

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Dean to evil scarecrow: "Duuuude, you're fugly"

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Sam: So it never keeps you up at night
Dean: No
[Sam pulls knife out from under Dean’s pillow]
Dean: That’s not fear..... that is precaution
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Sam: "How can you be so sure?"
Dean: "Cause I'm the oldest...which means I'm always right."
Sam: "No, it doesn't!"
Dean: (all in one breath) "Oh, it totally does."

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Sam: I miss boring sometimes.
Dean: So... This killer truck -
Sam: I miss conversations that don't start with "So, this killer truck."

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Sam: So burning the body did nothing !?
Dean: Yeah, it did something. Now it's really pissed !

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Sam: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
Dean: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their a**!
Sam: Wait…… there's no such thing as unicorns?
Dean: that’s cute.

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Dean: I'm Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I like long walks on the beach... and frisky girls.

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sam: I have got demon blood in me, Dean I am whole new level of freak.

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sam: I looked everywhere for you, Dean. how the hell did you get here?

dean: ran.

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not sure who sam or bobby: Yeah. how you feeling,by the way?

dean: Fine.

bobby: You sure,Dean? 'cause this line of work can get awful scary.

dean: I'm fine. You want to go hunting? I'll hunt. I'll kill anything.

bobby: Aw. he's adorable.

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i have a really big list of quotes on my pc XD i love their quotes so much that i collect them ehehhe :p