One Sentance Story

[d e s d e m o n o]

His father, who was half Cherokee and all Jewish, had been named "Snarky Golem", in the worst traditions of both cultures; bad enough that, but when Anglicized it had become... well...  

[Anushax]

Not a pretty sight, is it?  

[Serenity Reed]

And he continued life as such, until a peculiar cube named Chi Chi rang his doorbell one day.  

[Chrysanthemum Moon]

Out of the door Richard Golensnark bursted, shouting. "I AM NOT A FURRY OR A CIRCLE OR A SQUARE OR A - "  

[Rensing]

He was cut off mid sentence by a rhinoceros slamming into the building.  

[Song of the Pheonix]

and as his head began to spin the rhinoceros began to sing.  

[-x-Icca-x-]

The rhinoceros also began to dance a ballet routine in a bright yellow leotard.  

[Oukow]

But as corn dogs descended from the sky, they hit the rhinoceros in its eyes, causing it to be blinded by the meaty goodness.

 

[broken_91]

And thus explains why Chi Chi exploded into smaller pyramids: excitement.