Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[Syeori]

Granted. But the banners dont come out the way you want them too and you get frustrated and you smash the computer.

I wish i could have a pair of shoes free from every shoe shop in the world.  

[xoCrow]

Granted, but they are all not your size.


I wish I didn't have to use the "Report this post" button so many times.. stare  

[wiim]

Granted, because you were banned for reporting a single false one (by mistake) out of all the ones you reported.


I wish I can control space-time continuum.  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted... but for some reason, time on earth has stoped.

I wish I could have a kiss from you! xd xd  

[Tokioka]

uh, ok. redface Ummm. Granted. You get a kiss from me, but then the kiss is so powerful that a black hole is created which sucks us both in. We die. The end.

I wish I could control Vanilla_Soda.  

[t0shi0]

Granted, but the only things you could do it with her is "Buy more white rabbits". still good no? xD
I wish I wasn't so allergic to my bunnies -sneeze-  

[Tokioka]

Awww... allergic to your bunnies. Granted! You become able to fondle and sniff your bunnies to your heart's content, however you become allergic to white rabbit candy!

@ t0shi0: Yes! That wish is still quite good! 3nodding "Vanilla_Soda! Go buy me white rabbit now!!" scream MWAHAHAHAH!!

I wish I switched bodies with Brad Pitt.  

[yalie5]

granted. i have no idea how to make that twisted. switching into brad pitt's body is twisted enough by itself.

I wish I was smarter.  

[wiim]

Granted! ...But in order to increase your intelligence, you lost 10 inches from your height.


I wish T1 LAN lines were available to household consumers.  

[yalie5]

granted but some mad scientist puts built in shrink rays and you get zapped and now you're the size of a mouse and there's a hungry looking cat eyeing you. Run Wiim RUUUUUN! rofl

I wish...uh... for whatever.  

[xoCrow]

Granted, "whatever" includes being infected by roaches.


I wish I wished.  

[t0shi0]

Granted, but some freak builds a time machine, goes back in time and makes you not wish. o_O
I wish my hair was lighter so it would be dyed better.  

[Night Rain55]

As you wish.

-Makes her hair so much lighter that it's light as a feather and it becomes so fragile that a strand of hair will fall out by the slightest touch.-  

[wiim]

You forgot to make a wish Night Rain 55... exclaim


I wish household cats can jump 20 metres in the air. xd  

[t0shi0]

-don't see why you'd want that-
Granted, all the cats start jumping and the birds are angry becuase their property is being invaded so they formed an army. The army not only kill the cats but all living things on Earth... Becuase they felt like it xD
I wish the chicken didn't cross the road.