Dumb Things You've Heard Said About LotR

[Galad Aglaron]

Rudhheniel

In your science teacher's defense...chemistry does weird things to your brain.

I hear ya. All that exposure to dioxy-whatsit... who wouldn't go a little nutso?  

[Rudhe]

Carbon Dioxide? Lol....well maybe not that. The trees seem to love it at least.  

[Galad Aglaron]

Rudhheniel

Carbon Dioxide? Lol....well maybe not that. The trees seem to love it at least.

Prolly something sodium pentathol or something.  

[Rudhe]

An alcohol? I was thinking the more aromatic hydrocarbons like butane....

Even short time exposure does crazy things to people.  

[Lawliet Riuzaki]

Well a few weeks ago a buddy of mine and I where staying up for two days and nights watching all LotR movies (all where special edition) and where also going to watch the extras. My buddy then after those two nights said that it seemed like all the hobbits where gay. After that I almost killed him with a large blunt object......... enough said.  

[Galad Aglaron]

As a writer of slash fanfiction, I can see where he's coming from, but I draw the line at slashing hobbits. It's kinda iffy. I feel kinda like a pervert if I slash the hobbits.  

[Tears of the Siren]

Have you read the Very Secret Diaries Galad?  

[Galad Aglaron]

Um... I must say that I have not.  

[Ginny97263]

The annoying pest that likes to stalk me that I'm supposed to call "my friend" calls Smeagol "Shmelver" and Aragorn "Eragon." Retarded isn't it?  

[Tears of the Siren]

You made me wonder by saying that Hobbit slashing was pervy, considering that that's pretty much what the VSD are. I found them rather entertaining even though it's nothing but pure slash on all the characters.  

[Rudhe]

VSD were mainly mocking the movie. They were good if you can stand the slash. It wasn't pure slash though if I rememebr correctly. There were hints here and there though...Poor Frodo copped the most if I remember correctly.  

[Galad Aglaron]

I slash Aragorn with Faramir, Sauron with Melkor and Irmo with Maglor. That's as far as I go with LotR slash.

My slash-related crimes in the world of anime, manga, games and Harry Potter are much more numerous. rofl  

[Rudhe]

Aragorn and Arwen, Faramir and Eowyn are canons I don't like to mess with....

Legolas however is subject to many pairings. The downside of being single...  

[Berzerker_prime]

Rudhheniel

Legolas however is subject to many pairings. The downside of being single...

Yeah, the poor guy's had to put up with more Sues...

Berz.  

[Tears of the Siren]

I usually don't go for the slash on the canon couples, but for some reason I kind of like Arwen/Gimli pairing.

Legolas...I almost pity him for the number of gay pairings he gets put in.