+:: The Ultimate "What If..." Game ::+

[wiim]

I'd flame you for letting me know beforehand!! domokun


What if the President of the United States showed up at your doorstep, and you were home alone?  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Oooh.. I'd tell him politely what a crap job he's doing right now.

What if the guilds go down forever?  

[Tokioka]

I'd ask to see some identification. Then I'd welcome him in. Give him a cup of tea. Perhaps a biscuit. Then I'd watch TV and ignore him.

What if you woke up on a nudist beach, naked?  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Ahahhhahhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *dies

^that.

OR

*ahem*
*covers self with towl
*runs far, far away

What if you fell into a PVS (persistent vegetative state)?  

[Tokioka]

Well there's not really much I can do... stare

What if you found out you were Jacky Chan's son/daughter?  

[xiiao-ai]

.: I''d go and find my TRUE mother :.

.: What if you were home alone with Micheal Jackson? :.

 

[Minielf]

I'd tie him up, lock him in a room with his pet monkey and a bunch of bananas and play all of his songs back to him on a CD player to remind him how cool he once was.

What if World War III suddenly broke out?  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

I'd fight for China.

What if you were kidnapped and blackmailed into becoming a drugs dealer?  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Ill try to be a succesful drug dealer! lol

What if you cut your finger accidentally?  

[Tokioka]

Wipe the blood off on a tissue, then leave it alone.

What if you got gangrene in your thumbs?  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

I dunno...

What if you get caught for speeding?  

[Tokioka]

I'd pay the fine secretly, so not to stir interest from my parents... Shhhhh....

What if the sky was falling?  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

I'll sleep on it... comfortably cloudy!

What if you see your boy/girlfriend kissing another one?  

[Tokioka]

Hey, hey, hey!! My girlfriend kissing another girl? cool Wha-hey!! Then I'd say: You're not a lesbian, right?? neutral

What if you could jump extremely long distances?  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

I'll jump on you!

What if someone ugly is really in love with you?