Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[II Beautiful Insanity II]

because his horse tried to give melemonade that smelled like pee  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

because I'm too busy keeping an eye out for join requests to give a damn xD  

[kurotenshi_shinigami]

Because Dark~ doesnt understand that horse pop just has that scent sometimes

and

because Starlight doesnt give a damn =(  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

I don't give a damn only because my guild duties are a top priority 3nodding  

[Chocolate-Pop]

I didn't like the way your ears moved when you breathe.  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

she offended the weres!  

[Aquamere]

cuase her owl kept trying to nest on my unbrella  

[Euphemia Amell]

Because she would not put her umbrella away inside the house. Quite bothersome.  

[Balthazar12]

Because of a failed portal reference.  

[Elfrida]

because he threatened me with magic  

[Vyktoreah]

Because you take all the blanket D:  

[DRainbowolf]

She stole my umbrella  

[DARK NEBULA7]

because she has an umbrella