Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[Perpendicularity]

Because she can't close her mouth while eating.  

[373s8f5789d30]

He didn't like all the weight I lost. :[  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

they were dead already o.o  

[Kitsunema]

she was mothering my arch rival's kits..  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

I had no idea what he was talking about o.o  

[Aquamere]

she didnt play with my panda  

[OrbitalEden]

Because he kept farting all over the place!  

[ShadowLevi0201]

because she obseseded with perpul  

[ErinnMarie]

I'm such a grammar nazi that she gave me nightmares and I cried myself to sleep every night.  

[Panda_BunnieAli]

cuz he cheated on me wif my teddy bear  

[ErinnMarie]

The teddy bear looked at me... in that special way that you just don't anymore!  

[Dyl-PickIes]

Stole my hotdog  

[Kaya_Sowle]

b/c he was a ninja jedi, and it scared teh life out of me!  

[hadulaa]

Ha makes me cry crying gonk
He married me for my money stressed scream  

[FatalSicness]

She kept on crying for no reason