Evergleam Giveaway & Lotto -- Gleam On!

[Shoafy]

bump 639.  

[Shoafy]

bump 640.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge six hundred and twenty-six

105. If a new hero shows up who take business away from the old one, keep your distance; they're either a Bad Guy pretending to be Good, or their powers are not fully developed and will soon go out of control.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge six hundred and twenty-seven

106. Do not attempt to observe the Hero's fights in person, but rather, content yourself with watching it on the nightly news.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge six hundred and twenty-eight

107. If mysterious strangers appear at the birth or adoption of your child and make epic proclamations about him/her, listen.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge six hundred and twenty-nine

108. Don't make friends with the Hero's True Love. You'll buy it when she gets kidnapped.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge six hundred and thirty

109. Do not take a shortcut through the woods.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge six hundred and thirty-one

110. Don't make the snack run alone. Bring someone else with you.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge six hundred and thirty-two

111. Do not actively try to become a Sidekick or True Love. If you really have what it takes, you'll wind up with the role no matter what you do.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge six hundred and thirty-three

112. If your corporation conducts research, don't volunteer to work after hours. That's when experiments go awry. heart  

[Ambrai]

Nudge six hundred and thirty-four

113. If you run a corporation that conducts research, do not fire one of your researchers without first dismantling every bit of their laboratory equipment.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge six hundred and thirty-five

114. Do not attempt to chase custom-built vehicles, even if you are a policeman.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge six hundred and thirty-six

115. If you're singled out as the Chosen One, politely ask what it entails. If the job description involves "Defeating the Darkness," and involves long years of danger and struggle, you've just been made a Hero, and the person naming you the Chosen One is your Mentor (or can direct you to your Mentor). If the job of being the Chosen One involves being pampered by half-naked temple virgins, it will end with you being sacrificed to the volcano, and the person calling you the Chosen One is the Evil High Priest(ess) who intends to perform the ceremony. heart  

[Ambrai]

Nudge six hundred and thirty-seven

116. Any artifact named as if it were a part of somebody, especially if it really was once a part of somebody, is a Talisman of Purest Evil, and should only be dealt with in a manner pursuant to its destruction.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge six hundred and thirty-eight

117. Stay away from all buildings or natural features of the landscape that resemble skulls, fists, fanged mouths, etc.