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 Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:03 pm
Hey! We'll be right back right after these messages!
(Okay! Cut to commercial!)
(What commercial?)
(What? No one set up any commercials?)
(No.)
(Well, we gotta put something on!)
(Well what about those guys? They look like they can advertise!)
(Ah! Right you are!)
Hey! We need commercials, stat!
Doctor Owwin's Clininc, ZK Anime Emporium, Kriel's band, Sonic Cucumbers going on tour, ANYTHING!
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:05 pm
TtheHero Hey! We'll be right back right after these messages!
(Okay! Cut to commercial!)(What commercial?)(What? No one set up any commercials?)(No.)(Well, we gotta put something on!)(Well what about those guys? They look like they can advertise!)(Ah! Right you are!)
Hey! We need commercials, stat!
Doctor Owwin's Clininc, ZK Anime Emporium, Kriel's band, Sonic Cucumbers going on tour, ANYTHING!
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:05 pm
TtheHero Hey! We'll be right back right after these messages!
(Okay! Cut to commercial!)(What commercial?)(What? No one set up any commercials?)(No.)(Well, we gotta put something on!)(Well what about those guys? They look like they can advertise!)(Ah! Right you are!)
Hey! We need commercials, stat!
Doctor Owwin's Clininc, ZK Anime Emporium, Kriel's band, Sonic Cucumbers going on tour, ANYTHING! *guitar solo*
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:05 pm
TtheHero Hey! We'll be right back right after these messages!
(Okay! Cut to commercial!)(What commercial?)(What? No one set up any commercials?)(No.)(Well, we gotta put something on!)(Well what about those guys? They look like they can advertise!)(Ah! Right you are!)
Hey! We need commercials, stat!
Doctor Owwin's Clininc, ZK Anime Emporium, Kriel's band, Sonic Cucumbers going on tour, ANYTHING! TONBERRY CRUNCH CEREAL
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:06 pm
TtheHero Hey! We'll be right back right after these messages!
(Okay! Cut to commercial!)(What commercial?)(What? No one set up any commercials?)(No.)(Well, we gotta put something on!)(Well what about those guys? They look like they can advertise!)(Ah! Right you are!)
Hey! We need commercials, stat!
Doctor Owwin's Clininc, ZK Anime Emporium, Kriel's band, Sonic Cucumbers going on tour, ANYTHING! HEY KIDS BUY AWKWARD TURTLE ACTION FIGURES! THEY EXPLODE, JUST LIKE THE REAL THING! FUN FOR KIDS AND ADULTS ALIKE! donotpointatfaceawkwardturtleproductionsisnotresponsibleforinjuryordeath asaresultofusingthisproductkeepawayfromchildren,adults,andeveryoneelse.
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:08 pm
Akward Turtle TtheHero Hey! We'll be right back right after these messages!
(Okay! Cut to commercial!)(What commercial?)(What? No one set up any commercials?)(No.)(Well, we gotta put something on!)(Well what about those guys? They look like they can advertise!)(Ah! Right you are!)
Hey! We need commercials, stat!
Doctor Owwin's Clininc, ZK Anime Emporium, Kriel's band, Sonic Cucumbers going on tour, ANYTHING! HEY KIDS BUY AWKWARD TURTLE ACTION FIGURES! THEY EXPLODE, JUST LIKE THE REAL THING! FUN FOR KIDS AND ADULTS ALIKE! donotpointatfaceawkwardturtleproductionsisnotresponsibleforinjuryordeath asaresultofusingthisproductkeepawayfromchildren,adults,andeveryoneelse. Oooh... I WANT ONE!
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:18 pm
Kirbythecreampuff Akward Turtle TtheHero Hey! We'll be right back right after these messages!
(Okay! Cut to commercial!)(What commercial?)(What? No one set up any commercials?)(No.)(Well, we gotta put something on!)(Well what about those guys? They look like they can advertise!)(Ah! Right you are!)
Hey! We need commercials, stat!
Doctor Owwin's Clininc, ZK Anime Emporium, Kriel's band, Sonic Cucumbers going on tour, ANYTHING! HEY KIDS BUY AWKWARD TURTLE ACTION FIGURES! THEY EXPLODE, JUST LIKE THE REAL THING! FUN FOR KIDS AND ADULTS ALIKE! donotpointatfaceawkwardturtleproductionsisnotresponsibleforinjuryordeath asaresultofusingthisproductkeepawayfromchildren,adults,andeveryoneelse. Oooh... I WANT ONE!
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:19 pm
Kirbythecreampuff Akward Turtle TtheHero Hey! We'll be right back right after these messages!
(Okay! Cut to commercial!)(What commercial?)(What? No one set up any commercials?)(No.)(Well, we gotta put something on!)(Well what about those guys? They look like they can advertise!)(Ah! Right you are!)
Hey! We need commercials, stat!
Doctor Owwin's Clininc, ZK Anime Emporium, Kriel's band, Sonic Cucumbers going on tour, ANYTHING! HEY KIDS BUY AWKWARD TURTLE ACTION FIGURES! THEY EXPLODE, JUST LIKE THE REAL THING! FUN FOR KIDS AND ADULTS ALIKE! donotpointatfaceawkwardturtleproductionsisnotresponsibleforinjuryordeath asaresultofusingthisproductkeepawayfromchildren,adults,andeveryoneelse. Oooh... I WANT ONE! buy shards'o'glass popsicles! our shards of glass are inspected by professionals before being put into our popsicles! Your safety is our priority at shards'o'glass popsicle company! *shards'o'glass posicles should only be purchased by an adult over the age of 18*
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:21 pm
Harusame Mizukishi Kirbythecreampuff Akward Turtle TtheHero Hey! We'll be right back right after these messages!
(Okay! Cut to commercial!)(What commercial?)(What? No one set up any commercials?)(No.)(Well, we gotta put something on!)(Well what about those guys? They look like they can advertise!)(Ah! Right you are!)
Hey! We need commercials, stat!
Doctor Owwin's Clininc, ZK Anime Emporium, Kriel's band, Sonic Cucumbers going on tour, ANYTHING! HEY KIDS BUY AWKWARD TURTLE ACTION FIGURES! THEY EXPLODE, JUST LIKE THE REAL THING! FUN FOR KIDS AND ADULTS ALIKE! donotpointatfaceawkwardturtleproductionsisnotresponsibleforinjuryordeath asaresultofusingthisproductkeepawayfromchildren,adults,andeveryoneelse. Oooh... I WANT ONE! You're caught up with live TV. You have to sit through the commercials.
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:21 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:24 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:24 pm
J's wind bags. For when you need to be a Blow hard.
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:24 pm
Zephyrkitty Harusame Mizukishi Kirbythecreampuff Akward Turtle TtheHero Hey! We'll be right back right after these messages!
(Okay! Cut to commercial!)(What commercial?)(What? No one set up any commercials?)(No.)(Well, we gotta put something on!)(Well what about those guys? They look like they can advertise!)(Ah! Right you are!)
Hey! We need commercials, stat!
Doctor Owwin's Clininc, ZK Anime Emporium, Kriel's band, Sonic Cucumbers going on tour, ANYTHING! HEY KIDS BUY AWKWARD TURTLE ACTION FIGURES! THEY EXPLODE, JUST LIKE THE REAL THING! FUN FOR KIDS AND ADULTS ALIKE! donotpointatfaceawkwardturtleproductionsisnotresponsibleforinjuryordeath asaresultofusingthisproductkeepawayfromchildren,adults,andeveryoneelse. Oooh... I WANT ONE! You're caught up with live TV. You have to sit through the commercials. DAMMIT!!! scream *sees Owwin's ad*
Interesting...
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:26 pm
J of The Wind J's wind bags. For when you need to be a Blow hard. You have to make the consumer feel inadequate without your product. How else will they know they need it? J's Air Cannon, because if you don't buy it the other kids will never think you are cool. EVER
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:38 pm
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