Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[mihawk13]

I took off my mask, we got back together, now some friends showed up... The crazy ones. rolleyes And now I have to go back into hiding. crying  

[yeyffdtudge]

I have a fear of garden gnomes.  

[mihawk13]

Me too, that's why I had to go gonk  

[pinc louds]

cuz in mexico gnomes are demons and they scare me now D: D: D: D: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

[rain the magician]

Cause she thought that what I did for a living was evil!!! rolleyes  

[Tsuki Hoshizora]

` For loving your pet (That black fox) more than me !

 

[Leonidas V]

For smiling all the dang time. mad  

[TIMID M E G]

For cheating on me with 18 other girls, and getting me pregnate then telling me to get an abortion, then when i said no he tried to kill me D:

 

[rain the magician]

Cause she played with my weapons and gave me a scar on my chest that you do not want to see, seriously you don't!!! eek  

[yeyffdtudge]

Too evil-looking.  

[mihawk13]

The voices in my head told me to (actually it was these stupid sidekicks of mine rolleyes they want ALL the attention)  

[koolay0]

because he has never bought me a diamond. D:

damn this ring pop >.<  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

He once licked pie off of my face ><  

[TOA102197]

She stole my hat, and then tranquilized my mwee.  

[mihawk13]

Mwee woke up angry & hospitalized me eek