Eambar: Off-Topic Thread

[curumo]

I like vegetables.

And I am tempted to encourage a drawing of a map.  

[Falathrim]

Well, it's going to suck to be you when I invent my Vegetable-Destucto-matic.

I'm off to go make a map. Considering this RP is purely random and insane, that's a bit pathetic.  

[Thaxul]

if you actually manage to make that machine, you will be my hero!  

[curumo]

You can't destroy every vegetable! I'll have a secret garden.

...

Am I really arguing this?  

[Nimbrethil]

Vegetables are all I eat*! gonk

*Besides minstrels, of course. Oh, and yay map! Will there be a scary place that says "Here be Fangirls"?  

[Falathrim]

My Vegetable-destructo-matic will have a Vegetable Seeker (copyrighted 2005) pre-equipped. No vegetable will be spared from my wrath!

Actually, yes, I was going to put a "Here Be Fangirls" on it.  

[Nimbrethil]

Able to pinpoint a broccoli at 400 yards?

Out of interest, what would the cows and chickens and pigs eat? Other cows and chickens and pigs? Oh wait, they already do that.

Hey, what about fruits? One can't not like fruit.

We're geniuses! O.o  

[curumo]

What if the vegetable were disguised as a cake or muffin product? Or mixed with fruit?  

[Thaxul]

worst. conversation. ever.

but, eventually the fangirls will be everywhere!

and why are you writing in small writing? it hurts my eyes.  

[Nimbrethil]

thaxul

worst. conversation. ever.

xd

So change the subject!

To read the small writing, either copy and paste it somewhere else, or hit 'quote' and just read the writing that way. 3nodding  

[Glorfirith Annun]

*slaps a "Vegetable-Destucto-matic" label on forehead*

I like vegetables! Fruit is better though. I unfortunately like to live off bread... the useless white kind is my favourite too.

Has anyone other than me flirted shamelessy with an extrememly attractive waiter that's like some kind of Antonio Banderas but far more adorable like? With their parents around?

Well having my Mommy around was fine because she kept making up excuses for him to come over to the table! xd I was a happy ALison! Before we went into the restaurant my sister wanted the window seat and that's my spot so I was mad but later she asked to switch and I was like... hmmm... Shameless I tells ya!  

[Falathrim]

Of course you know, thaxul, that I am now mandated to write in entirely small writing.

So, anything I should put on the map? So far I have Gondor, Arnor, the Bridge of Death Osgiliath, Lindon, and the "Here Be Fangirls." It's a map of our Middle-earth only, because a world map is too large for me to put any detail in, and besides, Numenore and Aman have remained mostly constant with Tolkien's map whereas Middle-earth has not. razz  

[Falathrim]

Okay, I've thrown a rough-rough draft together in about two seconds. Should I scan it in first and gather feedback or just make it look pretty first?  

[Nimbrethil]

Scan & feedback. 3nodding  

[Falathrim]

Okay, I'll do that.

I'd like to warn you, though: like I said, it's a rough rough draft. Meaning that for the final version, I'll probably end up erasing everything to make it look nice. As it stands, it's jsut a sketch, with landmasses traced out of the map in the back of my least favorite copy of LotR. heh.

But, I must admit, it looks better than Tolkien's rough sketches. Have you guys ever seen those things?