Make a resident evil wish and have it HORRIBLY corrupted!!

[Canas Renvall]

Granted, but you play as Leon.

I wish S.D. Perry would make a book about RE: Gaiden, and make it a (figuritively) cinematic masterpiece of literature.  

[NotteRequiem]

Granted, but then she makes a RE4 novelization and ruins her name, and will never write another word again.

I wish the next Resident Evil movie will come out in IMAX  

[Canas Renvall]

Ooh, not gonna touch this one. I wanna see Degeneration. xd  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

I think she means the next GOOD RE movie, like one written by Paul Anderson.
Degeneration won't even be in theatres.

But yeah, assuming she's talking about a Paul Anderson movie, not gonna touch it.  

[Canas Renvall]

Yay for pessimism! -_-
A. Yes it will
B. I wouldn't touch it then either. I can't hate on Anderson's movies. razz  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

What makes you think Degeneration will be in theatres? It looks like it's made with a smalled budget than Advent Children, and Advent Children didn't even make it to theatres in North America.

But okay, in response... Notte...
Granted, but then it's offered in IMAX in every city EXCEPT yours. Which means I get to watch it in IMAX and you don't! Nyah!

I wish I owned the rights to Resident Evil as a franchise.  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

Granted! But in the contract to allowing you rights to it as a franchise, Crapcom lists everything they don't want done with the franchise because they feel it would hurt the reputation of the series, so you are unable to implement any of your awesome ideas that would allow your franchise to be successful.

I wish Claire and Leon had their time in RE:UC for the Wii, and with it awesome battles between Birkins and Mr. X.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Granted but it's UC. Awesome battles don't make up for the horrible voices, plus Leon AND Clair end up doing twice as many backflips as in RE4, and Leon even has his cheesy one liners.

I wish UC had no storyline to it whatsoever, purely gameplay. No dialogue, no cutscenes, no plot, just going through the levels one by one, killing zombies and monsters.  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

Granted, but the fact that they had nothing but gameplay means they uber-cheaped out on the game and as such the gameplay is broken and horrible, every possible way it seems they could make this game fail they succeed, but you can't find any other reason it fials, because they made the reload action based on how fast you move the wiimote and its so sensitive if you move the wiimote at all, you automatically reload, and because of such, you spend 50 dollars on a game where all you can do is reload as the zombies kill you in the first five minutes of the game.

I wish Resident Evil 5 didn't take place in Haiti, but instead took place at the location of the MAIN Umbrella HQ, totally abandoning the RE:UC retconned storyline, allowing all the heros of the series to come together and get to the ROOT of the problem.  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Vinessa_Valentine

Granted, but the fact that they had nothing but gameplay means they uber-cheaped out on the game and as such the gameplay is broken and horrible, every possible way it seems they could make this game fail they succeed, but you can't find any other reason it fials, because they made the reload action based on how fast you move the wiimote and its so sensitive if you move the wiimote at all, you automatically reload, and because of such, you spend 50 dollars on a game where all you can do is reload as the zombies kill you in the first five minutes of the game.

I wish Resident Evil 5 didn't take place in Haiti, but instead took place at the location of the MAIN Umbrella HQ, totally abandoning the RE:UC retconned storyline, allowing all the heros of the series to come together and get to the ROOT of the problem.

Granted.

...

But then the game ends. No new spin offs, no new story lines, no more outbreaks, no more viruses, no more monster killing goodness that you've come to love after this.

So enjoy, you screwed RE for the rest of us.



I wish that she didn't make that wish, because I'm always eager for the next set of monster smashing.  

[Kumacakes]

MoMo says :


granted but what if capcom slacked off and put old monsters just with a modern look ?

I wish Lisa Trevor was in the RE outbreak games .

 

[NotteRequiem]

Granted. But she's a whiny b***h, replacing Sherry in the realm of 'ho-my-god just shut up about your MOTHER!'

I wish that there were more decent RE games.  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

NotteRequiem

Granted. But she's a whiny b***h, replacing Sherry in the realm of 'ho-my-god just shut up about your MOTHER!'

I wish that there were more decent RE games.

Granted, but for every decent one comes four or five really bad ones.  

[Vankala]

Forgot to post a wish, Celestial. whee  

[UmbraGallus]

I wish someone would grant my RE wish???