The Waiting Room before the Wedding (CLOSED)

[Niere]

She made me into pie once... It frightened me.  

[Nagarya]

Niere

eek $750?! *hits the bottle harder*

*Duckies whisper into Naggy's ear*

Oh dear. Niere, the duckies are upset. It seems you are drinking the money and are never home. *shakes head* The little ducklings are crying.  

[Elainya]

Eru-Mommy has never made a pie out of me. Something about being in the church of Gil-Estel. *shrug*  

[Onoj]

I had to go change into my "good" suit for the festivities.  

[Thaxul]

I've never had the pleasure of meeting Eru Mommy. Thankfully.

Thaxul

 

[Falathrim]

thaxul

He's my wife!

Fala; Make me some Pie, dammit! scream

Thaxul

Not until you stop doing that.

I want a divorce. crying  

[Niere]

And now I've made duckies cry! I'm such a horrible person! *pours drink down the drain and hugs the duckies*  

[Nagarya]

thaxul

Nagarya

Fine, but I don't do divorces. You'll have to convert to Mormon if you want to marry her. 3nodding

Of course, Eru-Mommy is supposedly the master of pies.

Yes, but she makes people Pies. I don't want a people pie.

Thaxul

True. *marries Alfy and Thaxul*  

[Zach McClure]

OK, I'm here, I'm dressed, and I'm ready. NOW ALL YOU NAVY FAGS PREPARE TO GET DRUNK UNDER THE TABLE! ...After I say 'I do' of course... *shifty eyes*  

[Thaxul]

Falathrim

thaxul

He's my wife!

Fala; Make me some Pie, dammit! scream

Thaxul

Not until you stop doing that.

I want a divorce. crying

w00t! *divorces*

Now, Alfy dear.. Get me some cake! mad

Thaxul

 

[Caeleste]

Thaxul, it's simple. We just run away to Vegas/somewhere far, far away.

*takes out a bottle of Dom Perignon* Who's up for some really expensive champagne?  

[Niere]

Yay! The groom's back!  

[Nagarya]

thaxul

Falathrim

thaxul

He's my wife!

Fala; Make me some Pie, dammit! scream

Thaxul

Not until you stop doing that.

I want a divorce. crying

w00t! *divorces*

Now, Alfy dear.. Get me some cake! mad

Thaxul

You do realize Acharn will probably kill you now, right?  

[Thaxul]

Guess what!? surprised

Yay, Zach!

Alfy, as long as we aren't paying for it.  

[Onoj]

Monkey butts.