Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[Biohazard EXTREME]

In the shack...
Leon: Are there anymore zombies outside?
Luis: Don't say that!
Leon: Don't say what?
Luis: That!
Leon: What!?
Luis: The 'Zed'-word! We're not using the 'Zed'-word! They're Los Ganados!  

[watergirl]

Leon shoots off a head and a plaga comes out


Leon: ".......... tentacle rape? o.o"  

[watergirl]

Ashley: "OW! you pervert!.... wanna see more?"  

[Pyrojunk]

Hi It's my first day but I'll post somthing.
Things an RE character wouldn't say.
Leon: Saddler and Ashley are my best friends.

Nemesis.....anything except S.T.A.R.S!!!!!!!!!

Jill: GO UMBRELLA!!!

Well...I hope people enjoy my first guild post smile  

[watergirl]

what they would never say...or would they razz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNNWnlhggG0  

[Pyrojunk]

Wesker: Your my best friend Chris!
Chris: Your mine too!
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Hunk: I wanna take off my helmet...
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Alfred: I hate my sister....
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Salazar: I feel tall. I also HATE bugs.
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Nemesis: GO S.T.A.R.S.!!!!!
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Ark(some of you may not know him but, he's from Survivor): I KNOW WHO I AM!!!!!!!! Only people who know Ark know what I mean.
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Ok all I have for now. pirate  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

William: Excellent! I have injected myself with the same Virus I gave Wesker... Those bastards shot me, but now I'll come back as a super human and have my revenge. *He looks to see the G-Virus ampoule* Oh... Damn...  

[thevainess]

Leon: Luis! Dude. You just got "wangpaled."  

[Sheek Reiji]

Saddler: I heart America!!!

Leon (To Merchant): How do ya my coupon (points gun), everything in store free or I f**king kill you! One day only!

Wesker: IMMAH CHARGIN MAH ZOMBIES!

Random Zombie: The sodium nitrate ions are inert electordes in a galvanic cell reaction.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Luis: My Spaniard Senses are tingling!  

[Vankala]

Alexia: *Sees an ant* "Ew!! I hate ants!! gonk "  

[Pyrojunk]

Jill (re 1): I feel brave!!!
Tyrant: Roar!!!!!!!!!!!
Jill: Ha you make me laugh!
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Wesker: I'm feeling weak....
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Barry: If only I had a better gun... cry  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

pyrojunk888

Barry: If only I had a better gun... cry

I dunno about that one, I can totally see Barry going, "YES! MUST HAVE MORE CALIBER!!!!"  

[Ichigo Kurosaki100k]

Nemesis:C.A.R.S. (points to toyota dealership)
Nemesis:uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! C.A.R.S.

Jill:WoW nemesis you have nice teeth.
Nemesis: xd Check my grill.

Barry:I HATE GUNS!!!!!!!!!!! KNIFES RULEZZZ(GOd hopes that never happens)  

[Alphawolf540]

Leon: I only wish i could have become a clown instead of this damned job!

Jill: *Looks at zombie dog* Aw, i want one!

Couldnt really think of anything considering most of what i wanted to say was taken... sweatdrop