Panzers Slave Kitten
-not RE related at all, just me and my best friend at Target-
Betrayed Goddess: OMG! *points to Olay's Regenerist Moisturizor*
Me: gonk It's Umbrella! They're REAL!!! *gasps*
Betrayed Goddess: NOOO!!! *dramatic scream*
Me: *also screams dramatically*
Other Shoppers: eek *walk away quickly*
-Betrayed Goddess and I at the video store last night-
Little Kid: *coughs*
Betrayed Goddess: No! He's infected!
Me: Ahh! Umbrella is on to us! *covers head, looks around nervously*
Betrayed Goddess: *clings to my arm*
Other People: stare *ignore us like we're crazy*
Betrayed Goddess: OMG! *points to Olay's Regenerist Moisturizor*
Me: gonk It's Umbrella! They're REAL!!! *gasps*
Betrayed Goddess: NOOO!!! *dramatic scream*
Me: *also screams dramatically*
Other Shoppers: eek *walk away quickly*
-Betrayed Goddess and I at the video store last night-
Little Kid: *coughs*
Betrayed Goddess: No! He's infected!
Me: Ahh! Umbrella is on to us! *covers head, looks around nervously*
Betrayed Goddess: *clings to my arm*
Other People: stare *ignore us like we're crazy*