Biohazard EXTREME's New Caption Contest

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Ganado Monk Horde: IM-HO-TEP...IM-HO-TEP...IM-Ho...s**t...
Leon: That is the last straw. *Shoulders Rocket Launcher* Their chanting was bad enough, but rapping is where I DRAW THE LINE!!  

[Hanibal Rex]

Wow, kinda disappointing. Three weeks, and this was it?(or was it two?) Oh well. On to the winners!

Third Place:
Celestial Fox Frenzi

Second Place:
Wesker Chic

and our First place winner is:
Biohazard EXTREME  

[Vankala]

Actually, It hasn't even been a week yet, so I'm sure there were some that didn't get a chance to post. But, the winners are already posted so not really anything you can do now.

But congrats, Bio! xd  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Whoohoo! Screw it, less competition means more brain power to appreciate my awesome. xd

Now here's the next one!



Claire: Look. I appreciate you barbecuing the crows, but...  

[Kenshin1387]

Claire: Look. I appreciate you barbecuing the crows, but with your power wouldn't you be better suited in the X-Men movies?  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Awww, it's Resident Evil! You should've totally led that into a Marvel vs. Capcom reference!  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

Claire: Look. I appreciate you barbecuing the crows, but...

Alice: Excuse me for raining food upon your people, just because their not plucked with their heads and feet chopped off doesn't make them any less delicious! THEY TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!!!  

[NotteRequiem]

Claire: Look. I appreciate you barbecuing the crows ,but...

Alice: Yeah yeah, I know. No smoking sign... thanks, Mom. (/sarcasm)  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Claire: Look. I appreciate you barbecuing the crows, but...
*campfire in the back ground speaks*
Camper: What do you think they're talking about?
Camper 2: You know how bitches are, one steps in their territory and they'll fight to death to lay their claim.  

[Wesker Chic]

Claire: Look. I appreciate you barbecuing the crows, but...

Alice: Here it comes, you just hate me cause I've got wicked awesome super-powers.

Claire: No, I hate you for the same reason everyone else in the world does...you destroyed any hope of a good live action RE movie and you made Wesker chubby.

Alice: How is that my fault?!

Claire: Guilt by association.  

[Alkaizer87]

Claire: Look. I appreciate you barbecuing the crows, but...

Alice: What, you don't like fireworks? I'll kill everyone else, if that gets you in my pants.  

[King of Paradise]

Claire: Look. I appreciate you barbecuing the crows, but...Can you not waste a million dollars on unnecessary special effects that don't even go with the whole concept of this movie, please?

Alice: I was just doing what the sign behind me says.

Claire: And that is?

Alice: SELF SERVICE MOTHER F***ER!!! BURN!

Claire: Aye aye aye! Hot HOT!!!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Stranger to Paradise

Claire: Look. I appreciate you barbecuing the crows, but...Can you not waste a million dollars on unnecessary special effects that don't even go with the whole concept of this movie, please?

Alice: I was just doing what the sign behind me says.

Claire: And that is?

Alice: SELF SERVICE MOTHER F***ER!!! BURN!

Claire: Aye aye aye! Hot HOT!!!

I don't know why, but that made me laugh. More than the others. You win this round!  

[King of Paradise]

Sweet! OKAY-DOKAY san san, My TURNS!!!



Jill: Look, Nemesis...I like you, and think you're sweet and all, but...