Bring out the inner thief in you!

[Moonracer]

*Lifts wrecking ball with ghostly powers and beats you within an inch of your life then takes your chainsaw.* This be nice fer makin me new boat pup. Be seein ya land luber.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Gets up, brushes myself off, turns into a giant, steps on you and runs off with your pirate hat.  

[Moonracer]

*Gets up dusts self off gets ahead of you and sticks out foot. Once you fall I hop up and yoink your bat and run off.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Turns into a giant snake, crushes all of your bones, turns back, runs off with your sword.  

[Moonracer]

*pops bones back into place runs after leaps up comes down with both feet nailing you in the back then does the Mexican hat dance all over you then wipes your goo off of bottom of boots grabs your Kotten Bell and walks off.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Reshapes from the goo, uses knock-out gas on you, vaccuums up your cloud, and runs off with the vaccuum. (cloud still inside)  

[Moonracer]

*wakes up uses spirits to track you down eventually find you whack you with my staff knocking you out then slice off your mutant arm and run off with it to do experiments on it.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

~can still control my mutant arm even when it's severed~
Causes it to attack you, grab your sword, jump out the window and re-attach itself to me. Then I cause a purple cloud to appear and when it dissipates, I have vanished.  

[Moonracer]

*Had installed a tracking chip into your mutant arm, because yes I am just that paranoid to do that, finds you and swipes your robe and then is carried off by the spirits of the dead.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Uses a knife to dig out the tracking chip.
Flies after you in a spirit plain, captures the ghosts behind you.
Flies off into the bottom of the deepest ocean to hide in an underwater air pocket.  

[Moonracer]

*Flings sword down through the ocean popping underwater air pocket bubble thing and grabs your Kotten Bell when it floats to the surfaces then sails off.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Comes bursting out of the ocean in the form of a pterodactyl.
I fly over you and pluck the animal from your hat, and fly off.  

[Moonracer]

*picks up a pebble and hurrels it at your bat knocking it out and catches it as it falls to the ground then goes walking off.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Turns into a blue whale, lands on you flattening you, turns into a merecat, grabs your scarf, shrinks to the size of a single-celled organism and buries myself in the ground were I can tunnel away.  

[Moonracer]

*Summons heat and flames that are hotter then the sun and burns the entire planet inside and out. From the ashes I pull out your cloak which is unharmed and walks off with it.*