Final Fantasy Hurt/Heal Game! (Closed)

[Moonracer]

*lops off Seymour's leg* (Hurtx2)  

[Jealous_Monster]

Summons Cactuar to attack Steiner (hurtx2)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Builds a jurassic park around locke and then releases the dinosaurs to attack him. (HURTx2)

"Locke = 24"

[That what I do when I play Jurassic Park Operation Genesis]
twisted  

[Moonracer]

*Lops off Seymour's other leg* (Hurtx2)

(*laughs* Man that sounds like something I'd do!)  

[purpleravenhawk]

*hits Kain with a cane* (candy, that is) (HurtX2)  

[Moonracer]

*Throws glass Christmas ornaments at Seymour* (Hurtx2)  

[purpleravenhawk]

*pushes Edge off the edge* (of a cliff) (HurtX2)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Builds a giant scyscraper and then collapses it onto locke. (HURTx2)

"Locke = 20"  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Sends locke free sea cruse tickets, and then crashes a boat full of tnt into him. (HURTx2)

"Locke = 16"  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Smashes a violin onto locke. (HURTx2)

"Locke = 12"  

[Moonracer]

*hurls the Christmas star at Seymour and nails him in the arse* (Hurtx2)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

(Wait - Isn't your star a dude with a sword?)

Throws the rest of the christmas tree at locke. (HURTx2)

"Locke = 12"  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Throws 111,111 ninja stars at locke. (HURTx2)

"Locke = 8"  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Uses "10,000 needles" attack on locke. (HURTx2)

"Locke = 4"  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Uses a wind spell to blow locke off a cliff edge. (HURTx2)

"Locke = 0"