Corrupt A Wish (C'mon... you know you want to...)

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. But I'm using it right now to bury my disgusting dinner because my dogs won't even eat it.

I wish I could prove Liz wrong and go without being perverted for a week, starting today.

I already kind of failed.. She said if I do anything psychical then I lose. Vocally is OK, which isn't quite enough for me. >> *hand twitches*  

[Zahzi]

Granted...But oh look! A pile of Yaoi from Candy's secret stash!

I wish I hadn't just seen that...*Shivers*  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

*has totally failed* ******** the challenge.. I have yaoi man! She'll totally understand.

Granted! But then I hold you down and make you read and enjoy it with me!

I wish my computer wouldn't lag so badly.  

[Zahzi]

Granted. Now it explodes!

I wish I had today off to recover from yesterday's surgery... gonk  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. you're fired.

I wish Jenna would stop annoying me about who I like stare  

[Zahzi]

Yay! I'm fired! NO MORE SCHOOL!!

Granted. They choose for you!

I wish I hadn't lost my temper on that kid today... stare  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. You've become a hippie.

I wish I could understand with what's no wrong about not liking any guy stare
Seriously. The two guys I can some what talk to are taken, everyone else finds me weird, and the rest are either jerks who think they're above me or just arrogant jocks who act like they rule the school.  

[BlackCandy705]

Heh. I barely know any boy or girl in my school. Most of them make fun of me because I care for animals or because I'm actually smarter than a bag of dirt. I can spell diaphragm and actually know what it is....

Granted, but that doesn't help your situation....

I wish that I wasn't torn between going to my old school's homecoming and my new one's....  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. You're sent to live in China now, where there is no homecoming ^^

I wish my Mom didn't make me go to town -.-  

[Zahzi]

Granted. Now you have to go, while wearing the dress again...

I wish I hadn't just stubbed my toe... crying  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted! You've know broken your toe!

I wish I could dance.  

[BlackCandy705]

Granted. You now dance worse than you did before.

I wish that I could skip swim practice sometimes...  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. You drown because you didn't learn how to swim properly.

I wish I didn't have a bad day today.  

[BlackCandy705]

Granted. You had a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day...

I wish that roleplays didn't go so fast...or slow...  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. They don't go at all!

I wish I had more time >>