*The Wish Game*

[xwhateverxdudex]

Granted, you spill hot coffee instead.

I wish I had a round house.  

[Moonracer]

Granted but it rolls everywhere.

I wish I had energy.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Granted, but your body vaporizes

I wish I had a battery that could last forever.  

[Moonracer]

Didn't you already ask for this? Eh, oh well. Granted but the government confiscates it.

I wish I could transform into anything I want any time I want and hold it for as long as I want.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Granted, but you can't turn back to normal, and after a while you don't even remember what you looked like so you can't use your power to look like you used to either.

(yes I believe I already made an ever-last batter wish)

SO...

I wish I had a copy of all the hentai in the world.  

[Moonracer]

Granted but it has a scratches and so it skips during the good parts.

(I could live with that granting)

I wish I had money for this sword I want.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Granted, but sword turns out to be badly made and snaps in two when you get it home.

I wish I wasn't all alone in the world of hentai lovers.
(no one I know likes it as much as I do)  

[Moonracer]

Granted, another guy pops up who is absolutely psycho nuts over hentai anything and never shuts up about it.

I wish I wasn't so warn out lately.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Granted, but now you have so much energy, you can't jump or you go flying into space.

(that last one could be good at first, but would get annoying very fast)

I wish I hadn't found a trojan on my computer this morning.  

[Moonracer]

Granted! Your memory of the event is wiped clean.

I wish I could find the 2nd volume to an anime series I have.

(*nods* Very true. But I loved that last little bit about not being able to jump. Made me chuckle.)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Granted, but it's so rare, that it costs 1 million dollars.

I wish I had a hoverboard.  

[Rinioa]

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Granted. But...it's a time traveling one. It takes you back to the year 600 AD then breaks down. Now you're stuck there until you die. gonk

I wish............. I was asleep.

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[xwhateverxdudex]

And you fall asleep at your computer.

I wish I had a chair that could float, and I could control the hight with the controller on the arm-rest.  

[Rinioa]

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Granted, but your sister poked a hole in the side allowing water to get into the control system. When you sit down in the chair, it electrocutes you. @_@;

I wish......I wasn't have bad chest pains.

ℛîñíÏʞã৳å®û

 

[xwhateverxdudex]

Granted.
(no catch - those just aren't good - go see a doctor)

I wish my sonic the hedgehog game had level codes.