Corrupt a Wish

[MiniTeaCakes]

Granted, but then you get tons and tons of really easy homework to make up for it.

I wish my dress for the play didn't look like an ugly pink tablecloth.  

[Hatsu Kagamine]

ok then it looks like a REALLY REALLY ugly pink table cloth

me wish that....I had a perfect bowl of Ramen, with nothing wrong it it!  

[Sonata of the Damned]

Granted but, your microwave explodes and burns you severely while you are making it.

I wish that I could kill someone and not get caught.  

[Hatsu Kagamine]

SO DO I~  

[MiniTeaCakes]

lol Who doesn't? xD

Anyways...

Granted, but then your conscious bothers you about it so much you commit suicide.

I wish... I didn't suck at math.  

[Beloved Chaos Angel]

granted but then you cant spell worth crap(PWNED!!!)

i wish that i could turn ino kirby!  

[Tenoem]

granted but then you accidentally suck up a left over bomb from science camp and explode
i wish that my mom wouldn't care so much when i'm passing but have zeroes for assignments  

[Beloved Chaos Angel]

(DON'T WE ALL!!!)granted but then you start to fail all your classes no matter what

i wish that i wasn't afraid to drive  

[Tenoem]

granted but then you become fearless behind the wheel and end up playing chicken for the rest of your life
i wish that i everyone in all the universes were happy but not in a messed up way (yes including me)  

[Beloved Chaos Angel]

granted but then we all have to sing the jigglypuff theme song as our universal anthem

i wish that... i had an epic wish that no one had done before!!! btw what would that wish be?  

[j3ll0_m0nk3y]

Granted. You wish to be the leader of a Zombie army, but your hordes of undead turn on you, and you die.

I wish for Chrisian Coulson wrapped up like a Christmas present and left on my bed.  

[Tamago1]

Granted, but I switch him with a package of RICK ASTLEY!!!!


I wish B.O.O hadnt lost, or at least we didnt get these CRAPPY SKINS!  

[Tenoem]

(I KNOW!!! scream ) granted but then we get even worse skins that look like Hanna Montana
i wish that i could have gone to school in Japan (happy Fri. the 13th)  

[Tamago1]

(I do, too) Granted, but you dont know Japanese...
I wish that I had a longer weekend. (Heh, 2 days isnt enough.)  

[j3ll0_m0nk3y]

Granted. In a brilliant display of stupidity you get yourself suspended, and now you have a full week off during which you can't do anything because you're grounded.

In case you haven't guessed, I wish I wasn't suspended.