Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[x-OhhThaliaa-x]

his exotic animals creeped me out  

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

She couldn't handle my pets  

[x-OhhThaliaa-x]

he was a serial killer  

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

she accused me of being a murderer  

[44hrygydi]

He never changed his clothes.  

[Unit Blue]

She has already married lots of guys..... then divorced them and posted the reasons on this thread ninja  

[44hrygydi]

Because he doesn't like a polygamist.  

[soccerrox852]

Because I have no freakin clue what a polygamist is. dramallama  

[44hrygydi]

whee Because she doesn't know what a polygamist is.  

[TheFrostMonster]

cuz she gave me Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia = the fear of long words  

[44hrygydi]

Hooooo... my .... god. Is that a real word? (yes, it is. I Googled it just now. xD)

Because he used words bigger than my words. xD  

[TheFrostMonster]

because she wouldn't except the fact i was a football/soccer player in high skool (in other words a jock)  

[373s8f5789d30]

Because he used to be a jock.  

[Unit Blue]

Because I'm not homosexual....  

[Shamkjhffdsdf]

because he called me fugly