THE NONSENSE STORE {now hiring!}

[Gresley Toombs]

Yes. Yes they are. *sweeps floor*  

[Gresley Toombs]

*picks up Jin* We can't have our first death be from a booby-trapped cash register. Go lie on the NonsenseTrain tracks or something!

On a side-note; morning employees! I'm off to class, so don't expect me till 11!  

[Blind Blindness]

*Brings out big machine* Schoooolll.... emotion_kirakira  

[Gresley Toombs]

Big machiiiiiine emotion_kirakira  

[Ydna Wolf]

Hm... -takes jin to the vet-

 

[Gresley Toombs]

gaia_nitemareleft NONSENSE STORE NEWS! gaia_nitemareright
New in stock!

Halloween has passed, so we've set the ghosties and skeletons free
to torment the little chillens at the preschool down the street!

Now it's almost time for Thanksgiving!

For Thanksgiving, we've got a fine array of live turkeys and pilgrims for sale!
You can fill one of them with stuffing and shove it into a heated oven,
while the other's a turkey! Enjoy it.
emotion_awesome



Turkeys and pilgrims cannot be returned once dead.
Dead turkeys and pilgrims must be disposed of in the proper bins located behind the store.
If a turkey or pilgrim is killed on the store premises, the one responsible must pay for said turkey or pilgrim.
The Nonsense Store is not responsible for any injuries sustained on or off the store premises inflicted by any turkeys or pilgrims sold.
Pilgrims cannot be set free once purchased.

 

[Gresley Toombs]

Want some candy?
I decided that instead of selling big bags off for less than a dollar, I'd give them to the employees for free. ^^

Now let's see, there are Reese's, M&M's, Almond Joy, Kit Kat, Dots, Twizzlers...  

[Cognitohazard]

Be free, little ghosts!~

*watches as a pilgrim escapes from their designated isle and says something about demons* Yes, the demons are fine people who will be happy to play parcheesi with you. BACK TO THE ISLE WITH YOU! *presses button that launches the pilgrim back to the isle*  

[Ydna Wolf]

-watches everyone around the stores and leans against the wall near the door chewing pocky-