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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 3:06 pm
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Hzza [ Danger Woman ] That was a hellovah poo story, Daffodilio.
I don't remember if I ever posted one or not..... Post one!! I went for a twenty minute shite at work the other day, people thought I was on a cig break, little did they know I was off parking my lunch Lolz
Did I really post that?
I must've been fuuuuuuucked up........ |
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:16 am
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Hzza Hzza [ Danger Woman ] That was a hellovah poo story, Daffodilio.
I don't remember if I ever posted one or not..... Post one!! I went for a twenty minute shite at work the other day, people thought I was on a cig break, little did they know I was off parking my lunch Lolz Did I really post that? I must've been fuuuuuuucked up........
Yes...yes you did. <3
As for my shite story...
When I was working for the public library.....one day one of my co-workers was complaining about this awful smell back in the stacks....It was back near the war section where its kind of secluded and the only folk that ever go back there are either old folk, really nerdy kids who use it to write their school papers, or slutty middleschool kids. (yeah one time my boss caught some punk kid with his middle school uniform pants down and his girly friend all over him with a tube of KY lol---but I digress...)
Anyway. It smelled like s**t so one of my bosses went to go czech it all out. Well it turns out that someone had actually squeezed out a nice log inside of one of the books, closed the book with a squish, and then shelved it.
So! Armed with a pair of gloves, my boss had the honor of throwing that shitty book away.
THE END. surprised |
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:08 pm
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[ Danger Woman ] Hzza Hzza [ Danger Woman ] That was a hellovah poo story, Daffodilio.
I don't remember if I ever posted one or not..... Post one!! I went for a twenty minute shite at work the other day, people thought I was on a cig break, little did they know I was off parking my lunch Lolz Did I really post that? I must've been fuuuuuuucked up........
Yes...yes you did. <3
As for my shite story...
When I was working for the public library.....one day one of my co-workers was complaining about this awful smell back in the stacks....It was back near the war section where its kind of secluded and the only folk that ever go back there are either old folk, really nerdy kids who use it to write their school papers, or slutty middleschool kids. (yeah one time my boss caught some punk kid with his middle school uniform pants down and his girly friend all over him with a tube of KY lol---but I digress...)
Anyway. It smelled like s**t so one of my bosses went to go czech it all out. Well it turns out that someone had actually squeezed out a nice log inside of one of the books, closed the book with a squish, and then shelved it.
So! Armed with a pair of gloves, my boss had the honor of throwing that shitty book away.
THE END. surprised
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Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:53 am
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1) Who are you? : *glances at username* I assume you can read. I'm also Lissa, if you prefer RL names.
2) How do you know my language? : I don't remember, I learned it a long time ago.
3) About you: I'm eating delicious chili, I have to go to work in 40 minutes, I keep forgetting to drink my goddamn tea; but I guess more importantly I'm a college student (not right now, but I will be again in a couple months, right now I'm a badass ********' gardener); I read a s**t ton for school, that's really mostly all I do, well, and Gaia...and MMORPGs sometimes.
4) Has anyone ever actually seen firemen rescue a cat out of a tree? : No, but cats can get down by themselves anyway, they're just bitches. Cute, cuddly, lovable bitches.
5) Do you fancy the buttsecks? : No
6) Things you like: This chili, removing blackberries, (fiction) books, weed, writing, drawing, psychedelics, codeine...the radio just told me that Men's Health Magazine subscribers want Bono to be their dad. wtf?
7) Things you hate: Bono
8#) Tell us a poo story. : My friends were moving into an apartment (the first of my friends to get their own place), so naturally we wanted to go drink there. Sadly, the toilet was clogged and they didn't have a plunger. Luckily, we had my ex-boyfriend, who walked into the bathroom sat down by the toilet, and plunged his fist into the hole. Toilet fisting...hot s**t.
9) Would you rather fly, or breathe underwater? : Breathe underwater
10) If resurrection exists, what would like to be re-incarnated as? : a cricket, I need to start over.
11) Chocolate or pastry? : Chocolate. Always.
12) Would you fancy the buttsecks if I gave you money? : How much money?
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Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:22 am
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 3:55 am
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:35 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:00 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:36 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 2:28 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 8:52 am
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1) Who are you? Im a magical unicorn named Zoey
2) How do you know my language? I stalk you really late at night.
3) About you: Hmm, Im Zoeyy, Im 14, My b-day is Oct. 28 [hint?] im german, but living in shithole Canada and i can basicly speak 4 languages. [English, German, French & Spanish]
4) Has anyone ever actually seen firemen rescue a cat out of a tree? Oh my god, yes i have! wait no,, it was just a dream,, nevermind.
5) Do you fancy the buttsecks? not currently,, ask me again in,, 20 minites.
6) Things you like: Peniguins, T.V, My weed, Elmo, Music.
7) Things you hate: Emos! [Let us all KILL THEM!!]
8#) Tell us a poo story. I went to a petting zoo and saw a monkey poo on a llama.
9) Would you rather fly, or breathe underwater? Breathe underwater!
10) If resurrection exists, what would like to be re-incarnated as? A Tub of icecrream.
11) Chocolate or pastry? Pastry!! Cookies, Cakes and donoughts oh my!
12) Would you fancy the buttsecks if I gave you money? Depending on how much money suree!
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 11:31 am
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 2:46 am
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1) Who are you?
my name is hayley, though i go by hates on gaia.
2) How do you know my language?
just about everyone knows english...
3) About you:
Well, i'm a teenage pothead, i've been this way for a couple of years now. It's pretty okay. i live in arizona and i still kinda go to school. I've got my own job, i have a cat and i plan on registering democrat in the fall. I am a libra and single! ahaahaha... i think i'm gonna do something with my life soon! that's about it.
4) Has anyone ever actually seen firemen rescue a cat out of a tree?
I haven't, but I hear my neighborhood fire department receives many calls to rescue neighborhood cats.
5) Do you fancy the buttsecks?
I really don't.
6) Things you like:
Weed, elephants, religions, deep thoughts, steampunk, tentacled leviathans, peace, curiosity (wikipedia is the s**t!) music, cute boys and goth/spooky s**t. also, black metal and pop rock.
7) Things you hate:
Drama, loneliness, broke stoners and idiots.
8#) Tell us a poo story.
I was drinking with a friend of mine when he decided it would be a good idea to show everyone at the table a video of someone pooping.
9) Would you rather fly, or breathe underwater?
I would rather fly. I could fly to india and never get killed! breathing underwater just begs the predators of the salty seas to take a bite.
10) If resurrection exists, what would like to be re-incarnated as?
I want to be reincarnated as an albatross. Maybe as the emperor of all Albatross'.
11) Chocolate or pastry?
Chocolate is good all the time.
12) Would you fancy the buttsecks if I gave you money?
No, I would not.
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