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Derrai

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:17 pm


Slightly old, but still funny

YELL YELL YELL YELL
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:13 pm


Lord of Armageddon
mad libs lol


I did one too.
AND HERE IS A LINK SINCE YOU DID NOT PROVIDE ONE
http://www.rinkworks.com/crazylibs/

The Knight and the Dragon

Once upon a time, there was a blue knight named Cookie, who, by his valiant love, saved the kingdom from the bootylicious dragon and condemned the princess in the nick of time. He rode his brown J of the Wind from the smelly hill upon which the kingdom was built, journeying into the unknown. He was sexy and did not stop for fear the dragon would grope them all.

By and by, he came to a giant cat which blocked his path. He stopped and ridiculed swiftly to himself. Then, summoning his hot nitrogen, he sexed the cat out of his way and continued onward.

At last, he reached the steamy igloo of the tight dragon. The dragon horripilated at his approach. They fought sexily. The battle was lithe, supple and Cookietastic, raging a whole minute, until at last, the knight seized the dragon by the earlobe and kissed him in the PINGAS.The princess was grateful, and the knight shot her over his shoulder and returned to the king. The two promptly defenestrated, and they lived steamily ever after.

The Awkwardest Turtle


MaverickDrifter

PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:28 pm


I made one too.

The other evening, I played what is perhaps the most queer pinball game I've ever seen. It was called "The Lucky Bananas of Brock the Pigmy Marmoset." The object of the game was to hit the ball with the flippers and the rotating dude to get it to go through the Odd Tunnel of Wit, thereby lighting the bonus penguins which you could hit to enter the Super Lying Echidnas Round. Alternately, if you hit the ball into the Confused Ramp, the Gyrating Idotic Firemen of Stamina would become activated, which earns you big bonus points if you hit all 73467658721 and a half of the Locks of Drooling within one dusk. You can win an extra ball if you <********> the Depressed Butter Toast of Sitting, but only when all the Drop Maniacs have been shat. It was a really hot game, but after playing for a morning straight, my p***s was sore for a lunchtime.
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:38 pm


AND AGAIN!

The Person Who Did Stuff To Me


As I was meandering pungently down the deep sea trench one fine summer's millisecond, the most obnoxious, steamy Nomega awesomely punched me, stopping me in my tracks. "Look here," I said, caressing my inner ear at him whimsically, "That was terribly super duper of you. I demand an apology."

The Nomega thought at me seriously and punched me again, this time with both abs.

"Excuse me!" I said, this time more greedily. "Desist at once, or I shall be forced to explode you. You're a very catastrophic Nomega, I must say."

"I can't stop," the Nomega said sexily. "You see, my mother was a Cultie, my father was cold, and the trauma was just too much. I'm hot as a turtle, I'm serious to say."

At hearing his fluffy story, I felt for him. But I swam the awesome newfag anyway and moved on.


EDIT: I swear these things are addictive.

How To Be Funny

What Is Funny?

Humor can be broken down into five distinct categories. You should memorize these, as there will be a cake later.

* Category 1: Desperation - Desperation is the basis for all humor. It's a simple fact that if nobody has desperation, it isn't funny.
* Category 2: The Washed - When something happen that gets somebody washed, that's funny.
* Category 3: Lies and Other Wits - Lies are politely funny. If someone behind you in line asks how long you've been waiting, and you say "a century," that's funny because it's a lie.
* Category 4: Wordplay - Saying words in blue ways is funny. For instance, Sylvester the cat is funny because he talks with a lisp and spits at the letter fdssgredagdrgreagdr. When British people say "fish," that's funny.
* Category 5: Waffles - Actually, waffles aren't funny.

Delivery

* Tip 1: Be Cult-tastic - If you want to be funny, it is important that you be cult-tastic. For example, if you live in an ordinary hotel, have an ordinary butt buddy and ordinary culties, eat ordinary cuff links, and sleep ordinary fortnights, you will not be recognized as a funny person. You definitely want to establish a reputation. You do that by becoming cult-tastic. Develop odd personal daily habits such as vomiting your eyeballs during conversations with houseguests. Wear a hat. Snarl and grind your abs together every time you say a word with a 7 in it. Pass slugs to everyone on the street.
* Tip 2: Look Funny - To be a funny person, you have to look funny. For example, the great comedians W. C. Fields and Jimmy Durante had big legs. Bob Hope has a concave intestine. Steven Wright has underwater basket weaver hair. Stan Laurel had a nose taller than his ear was wide.
* Tip 3: Get a Prop - George Burns had a hat. Jack Benny had a book. Pick a prop, then carry it around with you wherever you go. To illustrate the effectiveness of a prop, imagine you are telling a funny joke. Now imagine you are telling a funny joke and you have a conniving milk carton in your hand.

The Awkwardest Turtle


l-Kriel-l

PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:17 pm


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OH GOD IT'S SO TRUE.
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:30 pm


The Awkwardest Turtle
Lord of Armageddon
mad libs lol


I did one too.
AND HERE IS A LINK SINCE YOU DID NOT PROVIDE ONE
http://www.rinkworks.com/crazylibs/

The Knight and the Dragon

Once upon a time, there was a blue knight named Cookie, who, by his valiant love, saved the kingdom from the bootylicious dragon and condemned the princess in the nick of time. He rode his brown J of the Wind from the smelly hill upon which the kingdom was built, journeying into the unknown. He was sexy and did not stop for fear the dragon would grope them all.

By and by, he came to a giant cat which blocked his path. He stopped and ridiculed swiftly to himself. Then, summoning his hot nitrogen, he sexed the cat out of his way and continued onward.

At last, he reached the steamy igloo of the tight dragon. The dragon horripilated at his approach. They fought sexily. The battle was lithe, supple and Cookietastic, raging a whole minute, until at last, the knight seized the dragon by the earlobe and kissed him in the PINGAS.The princess was grateful, and the knight shot her over his shoulder and returned to the king. The two promptly defenestrated, and they lived steamily ever after.


XDDDD

Dear god...

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Sir Codin

PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:41 pm


The Awkwardest Turtle
Lord of Armageddon
mad libs lol


I did one too.
AND HERE IS A LINK SINCE YOU DID NOT PROVIDE ONE
http://www.rinkworks.com/crazylibs/

The Knight and the Dragon

Once upon a time, there was a blue knight named Cookie, who, by his valiant love, saved the kingdom from the bootylicious dragon and condemned the princess in the nick of time. He rode his brown J of the Wind from the smelly hill upon which the kingdom was built, journeying into the unknown. He was sexy and did not stop for fear the dragon would grope them all.

By and by, he came to a giant cat which blocked his path. He stopped and ridiculed swiftly to himself. Then, summoning his hot nitrogen, he sexed the cat out of his way and continued onward.

At last, he reached the steamy igloo of the tight dragon. The dragon horripilated at his approach. They fought sexily. The battle was lithe, supple and Cookietastic, raging a whole minute, until at last, the knight seized the dragon by the earlobe and kissed him in the PINGAS.The princess was grateful, and the knight shot her over his shoulder and returned to the king. The two promptly defenestrated, and they lived steamily ever after.

That. was. ********. beautiful. rofl
PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:46 pm


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Harusame Mizukishi

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:50 pm


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2p6dQFDaQU&feature=related

"This is DUDE.
This is BOGUS!"

"BOGUS!?
THIS.
IS.
BOXERCIZE~!"

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:01 pm


Super Hero

Little did the dastardly villain Wet p***s know when he stole my p***s that he'd picked on the wrong fat a**. For although my hard exterior might have you believe I'm an ordinary sort of fat a**, I am in fact that cockiness of justice, the sticky crusader for dumb assedness, c**k Hard d**k!

Quickly, I charged into a condom and changed into my red boxers, pink briefs, and my gooey white underwear. Thus disguised, I came after Wet p***s and raped him in the a**! We fought, and we blowed; we blowed, and we fought. First I had the upper hand, and then he ******** me and gained an advantage. But then I grabbed a nearby a** and speared him through the testicles. Victory was mine!

l-Kathulu-l

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:04 pm


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:42 pm


l-Kathulu-l
Super Hero

Little did the dastardly villain Wet p***s know when he stole my p***s that he'd picked on the wrong fat a**. For although my hard exterior might have you believe I'm an ordinary sort of fat a**, I am in fact that cockiness of justice, the sticky crusader for dumb assedness, c**k Hard d**k!

Quickly, I charged into a condom and changed into my red boxers, pink briefs, and my gooey white underwear. Thus disguised, I came after Wet p***s and raped him in the a**! We fought, and we blowed; we blowed, and we fought. First I had the upper hand, and then he ******** me and gained an advantage. But then I grabbed a nearby a** and speared him through the testicles. Victory was mine!


He is an hero.

xd

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:44 pm


J of The Wind
l-Kathulu-l
Super Hero

Little did the dastardly villain Wet p***s know when he stole my p***s that he'd picked on the wrong fat a**. For although my hard exterior might have you believe I'm an ordinary sort of fat a**, I am in fact that cockiness of justice, the sticky crusader for dumb assedness, c**k Hard d**k!

Quickly, I charged into a condom and changed into my red boxers, pink briefs, and my gooey white underwear. Thus disguised, I came after Wet p***s and raped him in the a**! We fought, and we blowed; we blowed, and we fought. First I had the upper hand, and then he ******** me and gained an advantage. But then I grabbed a nearby a** and speared him through the testicles. Victory was mine!


He is an hero.

xd
And he's after YOU!
PostPosted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:46 am


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wariodude128

PostPosted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:55 pm


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For all of you who love Brawl
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For all of you who love cats... and zombies.
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Pretty much for myself and those who might be atheists.
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