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 Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:14 am
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10. Sex is certainly a weapon at my disposal, but then so is a blaster. If it is not clear which weapon I should be using, I will opt for the blaster.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:16 am
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11. I, and my elite guards, will never assume that we have managed to confiscate all weapons or escape aids from the captured Hero. Interrogations in my private chambers will only be conducted if the Hero is completely nude. This will satisfy a number of objectives at once.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:18 am
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12. I will promote chivalry and urge my minions to exhibit proper behavior at all times when it is not counterproductive to my schemes. This increases the chance of running up against only chivalric Heroes, as well as increasing the surprise factor when I ditch the pretenses and get really vicious.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:20 am
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13. I will not seize power for my beloved son or husband or other close individual, especially since they may not, in the end, be grateful that I was so ruthless and treacherous on their behalf. I will seize power for myself and grant my loved ones small fiefdoms they can call their own, if they want.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:21 am
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14. If the Hero is an old lover of mine (and they almost always are), I will remember just why he is a former lover, and keep it in mind as I destroy him.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:24 am
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15. If I know the Hero is an old lover of mine and he isn't aware of it, I will keep it to myself. I can better exploit his weaknesses and my other intimate knowledge about him if I don't allow my identity to be revealed
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:26 am
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16. If the Hero says he is willing to betray his cause and accept my offer of ruling the world at my side, he will only be believed once that betrayal results in his cause's total destruction, at which point his demonstrable lack of principle will lead to his immediate execution.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:27 am
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17. My poison-fanged or -clawed beast minions will not be spiders, snakes and ravens, but kittens, goldfish, and canaries.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:29 am
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18. I will wear breakaway clothing whenever risking capture. It will facilitate escape if I am grabbed, and it will distract the captor (but not me) for those crucial seconds it will take me to either escape or steal his weapon.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:32 am
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19. I will wear form-fitting clothes rather than flowing gowns: they're just as, if not more, flattering and are less likely to snag on something or catch fire at the moment of triumph or escape.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:34 am
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20. If I require my Hag or Crone to poison someone, I will require the poison be quick and deadly rather than a mere sleep aid.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:39 am
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21. My Amazon Hordes will either be dyed-in-the-wool lesbians or have a nice pool of suitable comely men of their liking at home.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:46 am
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Book of Revelation 13:18
Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:47 am
Nudge six hundred and sixty-seven
22. My Amazon Hordes will wear full body armor, rather than three small triangles of chain mail, which are reserved for dress occasions.
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