Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[iiSarin]

Cuz he didn't deserve me. xD  

[DestiexDestruction]

cuz she's prettier than me!!  

[iiSarin]

Cuz her hair was really big. : o  

[DestiexDestruction]

cuz her hair WASN'T really big, xD  

[SideEffekt]

cuz i she took my candy  

[DestiexDestruction]

cuz he said I took his candy when I didn't  

[iiSarin]

Cuz she stole my Chrissy. >o  

[SideEffekt]

cuz i love her too much and i feel like im screwing it up then id divorce her cuz i was afraid of losing her eventually and wanted to deal with the pain now so i dont have to deal with it later...but id probably still feel it forever x.x  

[DestiexDestruction]

Because I said so.  

[iiSarin]

Once again...cuz she stole my Chrissy. >.<  

[DestiexDestruction]

because I found someone better HAHAHAHA!!  

[iiSarin]

Because I fell in love with someone sooo much better. ^_~  

[DestiexDestruction]

because she tried to smother me in my sleep, like Othello, and Desdemona.