Risa Takashi
What would happen if everyone on tenchi had an intervention for Ryoko and Ayeka's drinking problem?
Ayeka would deny she has a problem then say something like this while holding her hand on her chest fingers spread out. "How dare you accuse me, a Jurai royal princess of such a thing. especially with such a lowly woman like her drinking 5 barrels a day!"
Ryoko and Ayeka would get into a fight and then destroy the house. Then later Ryoko and Ayeka would team up when Washu keeps them from leaving the house so they can't get sake. At first it will be Ryoko trying to get ayeka on her side but then she'd use Ayeka's weakness against her food.Ryoko would say something like (and i'm using the old school Ryoko voice in my head) "Well fine don't help me its your lost." in her usual false dismissle tone like she used when Ayeka first came to earth looking for her and tenchi wouldn't help her. Well anyways Ayeka would say "And just what does that mean?" ayeka would say this with her hands grabbing her knees as she is kneeling at the table in the living room.
Ryoko would respond with "Oh well its nothing really, just that we're running Pretty low (extra Emphasis on Pretty) on those bakery fresh tea Cakes you like so much. you know the ones filled with raspberry jam and rich cream filling. Oh they're so good" Ayeka would weaken alittle but come back with "So i'll just have lord tenchi get some more" Ryoko would smile and say "Oh really?" She would look up with her finger to her chin real innocent like and continue " I could have sworn the cream in them was made of brandy?" Ayeka's face would sour a little at the truth as ryoko continues her con "I'm sure he would know this and refuse to get you any more tea cakes, but I guess we could always have crackers and cheese with the tea. But wouldn't the sharpness of the cheese make the tea taste just awful?" Ayeka lower her head down as she was now defeated and would have to agree if she wanted those tastety tea cakes ever again.
After Ayeka accepts Ryoko's indvitation to join her a montage of them tryign to escape the house would follow. One scene would have them taking a run towards a window Mihoshi left open while dropping down the laundry to Sasami, but when they get close they're hit with a bug zapper effect. I could go one but i'm tired and must go to bed.
