What would the avatar above you say?

[Heartless Symphony]

"Im a natural blond and if you think otherwise so help you..." -cracks knuckles-  

[Neotepid]

Neo: *begins to sing* How could you be so heartless? Oh! How could you be so heartless?

Aishi: Easy. The cat cut it out with the sword and stole my heart. Didn't you Mr. Whiskers!

Mr. Whiskers: "Mew"

Aishi: heart Ah! heart  

[GAKUP0 KAMUI]

" Ladies and gentlemen, now I will sing my favorite song:
Baby,baby, baby ohh..."  

[Neotepid]

Ahh! My ears. Anything but that gay f**! Augh!

Neo: Ha ha. Gotcha. Now. Time to sing the story of my life. "It feels like a kick in the teeth!"  

[Yuki Solaria]

Neo: *rolls around after receiving aterrible beating* This isn't my fault... crying  

[Neotepid]

*begins to sing her theme song* Do you wanna date my avatar? She's a star. And she's hotter than reality thus far. Do you want to date my avatar?  

[Heartless Symphony]

-strums guitar- "I like my music like how i like my women. Sweet, soft, and passionate."  

[Neotepid]

Aishi: "Do I fit the ticket?"

Neo: "Uh...Sorry. Baby you're close, but no cigar.  

[Heartless Symphony]

-rubs face after being hit- "Why am i always getting beat up?" -watches another girl walk by and runs off to chase her only to get slapped again after saying something perverted-  

[Neotepid]

Aishi: *steps on Neo's chest* Maybe if you stop flirting with ever girl you come across...

Neo: *struggles under boots* Eh. But I thought everyone likes a good pick-up line! They're hilarious.

Aishi: How about you try not doing those.

Neo: Looking back, I was stupid.

Aishi: And...*applies pressure*

Neo: Ehm. I won't do it again...

Aishi: You promise?

Neo: Yes. Please get off of me!

Aishi: *releases Neo* Now was that so hard.

Neo: stare  

[Heartless Symphony]

Aishi: Well? -punches arm- was it?

Neo: Stop hitting me Dx -rubs badly bruised arm from all the beating-

Aishi: Then answer my question or i'll get mr. whiskers on you.

Neo: -backs away before running-  

[Neotepid]

Aishi: Don't you dare runaway from me! scream *yells at Neo*

Neo: *doesn't even bother saying goodbye* Darnit! Why do I have to listen to that Goddang Null Void? *continue running*

[<===Null Void: Cause I'm awesome.  

[So Zetta SIow]

"Yep...I'm boned..." -gets slapped for awkwardness- gonk  

[Heartless Symphony]

"For the fifth time, no i do not bleach my hair! I was born with this hair color"  

[So Zetta SIow]

"Quit staring pervert before I shank you D:<" (this time I wasn't referring to Neo biggrin )