Tuesday's Contest: Captions, you know you love them. ;D

[ST4RCASM]

Submission



Kid: Oh, oh god...Uh oh
Tagia: *eye twitches* You did not just do that!
Kid: *nods*
Taiga: Oh god, that's Disgusting! Clean that up right now!

Submission



//Edit:

Narrator: Breaking you iPod in class = $200

Getting an F in English class = Your allowance gone

Seeing (the devil) your teacher quit teaching for life = Priceless




Lmao, I thought the fist one was pretty funny XD, okay, so i edited the second XP  

[Brago Bellmond]

Submission

Tagia - Your mom goes to college!!
Kid - To teach your mom! D:<
Taiga - WHAT?!?! scream
Kid - ._. n-nothing, my mom does goes to college and is doing exceptionally well...

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Kid - -humps desk-
Taiga - There will be none of that in my class without adult supervision.
Kid - But you are an adult
Taiga - NO I AM NOT I'M 13!!
Kid - ._. I think he's lying...
 

[brokentorn]

Submission
Student: I told you i would love you forever!! and i meant it!!....but that girl just couldnt stop touching me...


Submission
Tagia: You have one wish left! It better not mutate my face or....
Student: I wish your big mouth was sewn shut.

 

[VIII-Axel]

Submission

#1
Taiga: screw you, I'm the Domo!


#2
Kid:All I wanted was a pencil gonk  

[horse skin]

Submission

NUMERO UNO

Taiga: SAY IT! SAY IT DAMN IT!
Little Dude: OK OK! YOUR GRANNY PANTIES RAWK MEH SOCKS.
Taiga: WAIT. WHAT?! WHEN DID YOU SEE THEM?!
Little Dude: I-I MEAN YOUR ENGLISH CLASSES ARE AWESOME!

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NUMERO DOS

Taiga [thinking she's alone] : *skips around room* We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz. . .
Little Dude: Uhm, excuse me, Taiga-Sensei? I was wondering about my gra--
Taiga: OMFGYOUSAWNOTHINBISH!%$&#$ TELL ANYONE I WILL EAT JOOOOOOO!  

[Skypriestess]

Submission

Tiaga: WHO DARES DISTURB THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?
Other: -sweat- Courage isn’t worth this!

 

[Lyrical Catastrophe]

Submission

Rule #29 - The dog didn't eat your homework.

Submission

Other: I made you a cookie, but I eated it.
Tiger: You what? YOU EATED MY COOKIE?! mad

 

[inurox22]

Submission

Tiger: Wakka wakka wakka wakka
kid: *runs* I'm not *huff* Pinky! *huff* nor Inky, *huff* nor Blinky, *huff* nor Clyde! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tiger: *returns to normal* see class when speaking in the negative we use "nor" not "or,"
class: Oohhh
kid: never *huff* gonna volunteer *huff* for a demonstration *huff* AGAIN! *collapse*  

[Kaltaka]

I'd like to put in two submissions please smile

Submission
kid: *sets one foot onto the property of Neverland Ranch*
Tiaga: I WANT UR TESTICULAR CANCERZ!!!!1!
kid: HO SNAP!





Submission

Tiaga: WHERE'S MY LUNCH MONEY BIZNATCH!?
kid: *whimper and tinkles*

 

[MissCuriosity]

Sumbission 1:
Tiger: What do you mean: You shredded all of the paperwork?!!!!
Other: I-I di-did-didn't, I-I-I- *words fail him* I only tried to organize your desk *he squeeks out the words*.

Submission 2:
Tiger: What did you DO!!!!!???!!!!!!
Other: Quietly, so Tiger can't hear him: Sheesh,I only drew one picture on my test.  

[iSnuffles]

Submission


Entry One
Taiga: CAKE OR DEATH?!?
Other: Umm, cake?

Entry Two
Other: *raises hand* Can I be excused to use the bathroom?
Taiga: WHAT? HOW DARE YOU USE SUCH ILLITERACY AND GRAMMICAL ERRORS IN MY CLASSROOM! 'MAY' YOU USE THE BATHROOM? YES YOU MAY!
Other: Nevermind, I don't have to go anymore
 

[Bawx Of Giggles]

Submission


Kid: And here we have the cute and cuddley tiago... ain't she a beaut'!
Now if I could just get a bit clos-...Oh... oh WAIT... RUN!!!

~~*
Taiga: Now... LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME, DID YOU TAKE MY POKEMON CARDS!!?



:'D
I laughed at myself on the last one.  

[SeventhDog]

Submission

Number one
Taigo: Where did my pudding on my desk go? *Looks at the students, one has pudding on his face*
Student: I swear it was not me!
Taigo: Oh?! Say you're sorry!
Student: But it wasn't me!
Taigo: *Stands up and walks up to him* Okay then, say your prayers before you die!*Going to eat him like he ate her pudding*
Student: Ack! I'm sorry, I sorry!!!!!

Submission

Number Two
Student: *reading ecchi manga*
Taigo: *looks all over her desk for soemthing*
Student: Looking for this teacher?
Taigo: *looks at the manga and runs up to it and hugs it* Oh! My sweet manga, oh don't ever leave me again!
Student: Thinking, what a weirdo
Taigo: *looks at him* What do you think you were doing with this ecchi manga?! And especially since it is mine?!
Student: I don't know
Taigo: You're going to die for reading it!!!!!!!