Evergleam Giveaway & Lotto -- Gleam On!

[Ambrai]

Nudge forty-nine

49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.

Woosh! Finally caught up! ^^ Ok, maybe a lil obsessive, but hell! This is the internets!  

[Ambrai]

Nudge fifty

50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge fifty-one

51. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her. heart  

[Ambrai]

Nudge fifty-two

52. I will have a team of board-certified architects and surveyors examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels I don't know about.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge fifty-three

53. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge fifty-four

54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary. heart  

[Ambrai]

Nudge fifty-five

55. Deformed mutants and oddball psychotics have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention. heart

Glad to hear you have a new comp, Divash! Even gladder to hear you got the defective first one replaced for free! ^^ May you have many happy days with it.

HA Jer! HA! I laugh at you and your ancestors!

Feed my unicorn! He needs luvins.  

[Shoafy]

bump 50.  

[Shoafy]

bump 51.  

[Shoafy]

bump 53.  

[Shoafy]

bump 54.  

[Shoafy]

bump 55.  

[Divash]

Also: That supervillain checklist email came out about 20 years ago. I wasn't online that long ago, but I've loved it since the first moment I saw it. Still love it now. Thanks for reposting it.  

[Monsieur Nameless]

Ambrai

Jerbos

Ambrai

Nudge twenty-two

And now, I shall do MY impression of someone.

...
...
*crickets chirping*
...

Tah dah!

Wonder who that could be...*COUGH*Evergleam mule*COUGH*

Darn.Competition.

Bump 42.

Nudge thirty-one

LOL! Ignorance is bliss, that your motto?
Anyway, competition? HA! I'm only bumping ten times each time. But since you decided to acknowledge a nonexistent competition, the least I can do is honor it. En garde!

OH SH--  

[Monsieur Nameless]

Bump 55.
Before I seriously get in gear,Ambrai,can I ask you a question?
Are you a boy or a girl?Just wondering.Because you said something about marrying princESSes.Unless you're...

Mano-et-mano.Not Mano-et-womano.
Pardon my French>.>