The Waiting Room before the Wedding (CLOSED)

[Nagarya]

Niere

And now I've made duckies cry! I'm such a horrible person! *pours drink down the drain and hugs the duckies*

Ahh...another marriage saved...you can't put a price on love... blaugh

That'll be 5,000.00$  

[Elainya]

Umm Zach, babes, as far as I know, I'm the only person here who's in the Gaian Navy...and I'm not a f**. But I agree with your sentiment about getting smashed.  

[Eru-mommy]

thaxul

I've never had the pleasure of meeting Eru Mommy. Thankfully.

Thaxul

*eats thaxul*

No, I don't care that I wasn't invited. I only came so I could eat this miserable worm.

Goodbye! Best wishes to to happy couple! Now die, both of you.

*leaves*  

[Thaxul]

Nagarya

You do realize Acharn will probably kill you now, right?

And he is...?  

[Niere]

Nagarya

Niere

And now I've made duckies cry! I'm such a horrible person! *pours drink down the drain and hugs the duckies*

Ahh...another marriage saved...you can't put a price on love... blaugh

That'll be 5,000.00$

5k?! *passes out*  

[Nagarya]

thaxul

Nagarya

You do realize Acharn will probably kill you now, right?

And he is...?

I don't know. Alfy mentioned him earlier and said he would kill Strong Bad because I merried him to her. *shrugs*  

[Caeleste]

Acharn's busy at the moment. Knowing him, he'll also be delayed at the pub because of his chums.

And no, we aren't paying for it. Why would we, at 300+$ CND a bottle?
What kind of cake?

Yay! Zach's here! Now the party can actually start. =D  

[Thaxul]

Eru-mommy

thaxul

I've never had the pleasure of meeting Eru Mommy. Thankfully.

Thaxul

*eats thaxul*

No, I don't care that I wasn't invited. I only came so I could eat this miserable worm.

Goodbye! Best wishes to to happy couple! Now die, both of you.

*leaves*

Erm.. Nice to see you? confused

*bursts out of her stomach* That's better! Wait! Where are my duckies! gonk

*reaches hand into Eru Mommy's stomach and pulls the duckies out on by one*

Phew! sweatdrop

*duckies eat Eru Mommy's eyeballs* eek  

[Zach McClure]

Hey Mat, want to have a Army/Marine drinking competition?  

[Caeleste]

thaxul

And he is...?

Avatar!Alfirin's boyfriend/husband.  

[Nagarya]

Niere

Nagarya

Niere

And now I've made duckies cry! I'm such a horrible person! *pours drink down the drain and hugs the duckies*

Ahh...another marriage saved...you can't put a price on love... blaugh

That'll be 5,000.00$

5k?! *passes out*

Passed out?! Niere must be on the sauce! eek

*sends Niere to AA meeting*  

[Thaxul]

Onoj

Monkey butts.

Well said, Onoj, very well said.  

[Niere]

*wakes up and finds herself at an AA meeting* Now how the heck did I get here...?

*runs away*  

[Thaxul]

Alfirin IV

thaxul

And he is...?

Avatar!Alfirin's boyfriend/husband.

I thougth I was? And where is my cake, woman!?

I'm such a great husband.  

[Elainya]

Hey! There will be no pie that's not actually pie made from ... pie ingrediants. Mother of Eru or not, you can't be turning my guests into *looks around* oh she left...well in that case no eating anyone she turned. Oh, she didn't turn anyone into a pie, she just ate Thaxul...ok, then let's have fun.